Stefanie

Just a small town girl, living in NJ. Sometimes my inside thoughts become outside thoughts.

[Stefanie @SstefanieSs]

nothing better 🤍 🌊

[Stefanie @SstefanieSs]

In a mood? Eat a Stacy’s Pita Chip. Need a snack? Eat a Stacy’s Pita Chip. Want peace? Eat a Stacy’s Pita Chip. Want happiness? Eat a Stacy’s Pita Chip.This is not a paid sponsorship. This is a survival guide. You’re welcome.

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Read it. It’s free. Bye.

[Chris Manzo @chris_manzo]

I wrote an article about how it feels to see my ex, The Knicks, having fun without me:

https://t.co/4TH57Bd23v

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@MLB really said “let’s grow the game” and then hid the Yankees across 47 different apps like it’s a treasure hunt.

I don’t even feel like a fan anymore, I feel like IT support.

“Have you tried logging out and back in?”
YESSSSSSS I’ve tried throwing my TV out the window too.

[Stefanie @SstefanieSs]

Miami vs Indiana

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I wouldn’t even say goodbye. I’d just be like, “BRB,” and never be seen in that emotional state again 😬

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Imagine having a bad day and instead of storming out you just vanish like a Marvel character. “I need space.” teleports to Santorini.

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Let’s gooooo @TexasFootball🤘🏽 #hookem

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Actually excited to see what Bill Belichick does with North Carolina this year.

[Stefanie @SstefanieSs]

WE ARE BACK! @TexasFootball 🤘🏽

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@amazon has a new button that says “add to your delivery”. This is so dangerous 🫣🫠

[Stefanie @SstefanieSs]

I know it’s preseason for the Giants, but it’s refreshing to see our new QBs connecting with both offense and defense are clicking together. About damn time.

[Stefanie @SstefanieSs]

I always give my week or day a title, like “A series of unfortunate spiraling events” or like “Yup, let’s not, but here we are” list goes on but I’ll stop while I’m ahead.

[Stefanie @SstefanieSs]

This weeks title is “Don’t rock the boat.”, so naturally, I became the torpedo, sank the boat, and made friends with the sharks. My fear is dying in water too so there’s so the fact that is a thought is nuts. But it’s ok.

[Stefanie @SstefanieSs]

If you never had a wrestling name picked out, a finishing move and a theme song to walk down too, are you even a wrestling fan? #WWERaw

[Stefanie @SstefanieSs]

Way, I’m decompressing right now is looking up walk-in pantries. There’s something about a walk-in filled snacks, pastas, etc all organized. That really just fixes the soul for me.

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Always grateful 🤍

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Today is the DAY @McDonalds

[Stefanie @SstefanieSs]

Went to a PRE K grad and they are asked what they want to be when they grow up, well one kid said,“When I grow up, I want to be… A CHICKEN!” - confident, clear, and totally unbothered by society’s expectations. Honestly, same. No emails, no rent, just vibes, clucks, and snacks.

[Stefanie @SstefanieSs]

Okc looking sharp