Patrick

Because “St.Patrick” was taken 🙄 #GOBEAVS

[Patrick @StBoujee]

It IS NOT my fault I’m beautiful and right all the time but it IS your fault to be mad about it

[Patrick @StBoujee]

I thought my expenses were bad when I’d have a $200 bar tab on a weekend but nothing prepared me for spending $600 on dirt for my garden.

[Patrick @StBoujee]

Just know that if my dog can’t come, I start thinking about leaving after about 43min

[Patrick @StBoujee]

My WWII veteran grandfather watching me fight for my life in a kiddie pool after downing 10 beers and 5 hotdogs for Memorial Day

[Patrick @StBoujee]

Jesus watching me down 10 beers and 5 hotdogs in remembrance of my grandparents who fought in WWII

[Patrick @StBoujee]

I thought my expenses were bad when I’d have a $200 bar tab on a weekend but nothing prepared for spending $600 on dirt for my garden.

[Patrick @StBoujee]

Excited for the 3 day weekend but also thinking of extending my weekend by simply quitting my job

[Patrick @StBoujee]

Keeping the relationship spicy by asking my wife if we’ll ever end up on the show “worst ex ever”

[Patrick @StBoujee]

Therapy will never make me as happy as eating a lemon sorbet on a beach in Italy.

[Patrick @StBoujee]

@edgaralandough Invest

[Patrick @StBoujee]

Thinking about staying up past 12am just to feel like I have some control over my life

[Patrick @StBoujee]

@alvinbriones @SleeperBlazers @JegAlt2 Will forever be haunted

[Patrick @StBoujee]

After essentially being on a house arrest due to rotator cuff surgery, I realized that there truly isn’t a great reason why I need to leave my dog just to go into the office for 9 hours a day.

With that said, I have found a new job.

[Patrick @StBoujee]

Sorry for not texting you back.

I’ve been burned out for the last 5 years and I’m to the point where I view everything as a task.

[Patrick @StBoujee]

@overtime @3SSBCircuit Those Bucks picks are gonna hit

[Patrick @StBoujee]

I’m at the age where going out doesn’t excite me anymore.

You know what does excite me? Gardening.

Take me to garden store and let me just touch all the little plants while I ask them if they want to be my friend.

[Patrick @StBoujee]

As I’ve gotten older afternoon coffee has become my favorite drink.

Not because I like the taste, but because afterwards there’s about 30mins where I have a sliver of energy and hope.

[Patrick @StBoujee]

The speed at which you age from 30 to 37 needs to be studied.

No way did 7 years pass by in a span of 3 years.

[Patrick @StBoujee]

@DeanTTraining @TheBoiJC It literally would if it was the same cable machine. The amount of force of weight being pulled was greater that the force of gravity holding down the machine lol.

Not rocket science, but elementary physics

[Patrick @StBoujee]

@blazersforreal Could of been something great