St. Liftopher

Official site of liftopher. Be sure to worship me with bicep curls and fucking big titty bitches. Liftopher prays be unto him. (Older brother of Jesus)

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Have you ever had to piss so bad you popped a boner? Yeah that's me right now.

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Now hopefully the oversensitive pussys in this country will leave.

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Clinton doesn't even lift, America made the right choice.

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I mean now that liftopher is college bound my tweets won't be as frequent as in the past just know I'm huge.

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When I walk down the street people look down because they are intimidated. Fuck those pussies.

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Legs are actually pretty important.

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"I'm about to lift this big ass weight ahhhhhhh!!!!!" ~Ronnie Coleman

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I want ass.

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"If you ain't got that dog in you...... Pick up your stuff...... And get off the fucking field"

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#gainz

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Every set every rep deserves respect. Get your fucking mind right and get that weight up.

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The crotch of my shorts are filled in now all I gotta do is get the leg part. #legday

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Stupid Bitch -"Why don't you talk to me? You don't understand anything!!!"

Me- "I understand gains"

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*Goes to hospital and fills Ivy bag with preworkout.*

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Sup babe you look cute. Take your pants off.

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Currently in the market for a sugar momma? I will give dick for money. #fairdeal? #liftopher

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Ahhhhhhhh fuckkkkkkk get the hell out of here.

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Bring that ass here real quick? What? Yes I was looking at your ass.

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I am so angry I could probably go on a month long fuck spree.

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Birds don't ducking twit they tweet what the hell?