St. Peter

Heaven's bouncer. If your name isn't on the list, you're not getting in.

[St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep]

Christianity is just Greek mythology with less anal.

[St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep]

@HereticOnX @DiscussingFilm You're so breathlessly desperate to be a victim.

[St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep]

@democritus_wri If you're not also watching Taskmaster Australia and Taskmaster New Zealand, you're missing out. Easily stand up to the original, shockingly good spin-offs and free on YouTube.

[St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep]

@QuakerExtremist @HormuzLetter @CENTCOM They also said the war was over and we won about 17 times, sweetcheeks.

[St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep]

@democritus_wri He really is the stupidest motherfucker on Earth surrounded by the limpest yes men.

[St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep]

No other man has walked as close to Christ.

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

‘Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood’ has officially launched a YouTube channel featuring full episodes, classic clips, and more for the first time ever.

[St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep]

@democritus_wri Dude, shit has some of the best cinematography I've ever seen, which isn't really surprising after he shot all those Busta Rhymes music videos.

[St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep]

@democritus_wri How about a bit to the north?

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Has anyone thought about how powerful Danhausen is yet today?

KNICKSHAUSEN

[St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep]

@Jane_Doe82 Was it this one?
https://t.co/6NILn5yEQV

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

Official Brunsonhausen @WWE shirt available now @WWEShop

Danhausen x @jalenbrunson1 🏀🦷👹🗽🫢👉

https://t.co/TdCtnbR3R5

[St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep]

@ReyRey_Stacy @spencerpratt You're too poor to pay enough taxes for it to go anywhere.

[St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep]

@spencerpratt That's what you call the flood?

[St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep]

@MattWalshBlog I mean, all you guys grifted on Charlie's grave before it was even dug.

[St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep]

@RnNumi @luvblessingz Wait until you hear about injuries and chemotherapy.

[St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep]

@Jane_Doe82 As long as Danhausen got his human monies, you should be fine.

[St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep]

@justhomesgroup @rcarringer Oh man, were you expecting to get this humiliated?

[St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep]

@democritus_wri "Hello fellow sports fans, I am wearing normal human man clothes."

[St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep]

@tedcruz @grok Compare California's power grid to Texas. We have to bail you out when a cold breeze hits.

[St. Peter @StPeterGateKeep]

@tedcruz I'm shocked you're actually in Texas, I guess the weather must be good.