𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Eagles star wide receiver AJ Brown was CRYING going on his FIRST roller coaster ride ever.
“I would run a slant across the middle against Ray Lewis and Kam Chancellor before I ride another roller coaster.”
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Me after the Phillies blew it last year: “Fucking fuck every single goddamn year with this shit nothing is ever going to fucking change with this team fuck my life I’m not falling for this shit again next year.”
Me after the first Schwarbomb of the 2026 Phillies season: