Baby girl: Aunty Dolapo, when is your party?
Me(lost): What party
BG: Your end of school year party
Me: Ohhh, I don’t go to school
BG: (looks confused for a minute) Oh, you don’t go to school?
Me: Yes??
BG: Is that why you’re selling fridge and pot and kettle and…
Me: Wait, I don’t understand?
BG: I want to become a Doctor, that’s why I’m going to school, so you don’t want to become a doctor that’s why you’re selling pot abi?
Me(shouts): Noooo, I went to school too but I’m done going to school
BG: So why are you not a doctor?
Me:
Good morning SomtHoes 💃🏻💃🏻
PR package came in and honestly? I fear for your account balance.
Cute package, even better product, don’t be stingy, buy one or 100 😂
Anyway, join me as i unbox this beauty.
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I actually need to leave this place
You people can continue buying your 25k pads and 22k akara
Keep going on shows for people to find out if you’re lapo or Nepo
Actually finish yourselves with tribalism
And keep voting for tinubu until 2056
I’m actually tired, there is no nonsense yall won’t defend or welcome
And kiki is right! Of all days to argue against the cybersecurity law .. it is the day it was used right and protected a minor!
I don’t care if they drop him in the lake of fire.