Stacey Bowermaster

[Stacey Bowermaster @StaceyLipps]

Me: (pumped Maddie got her first bday party invite sent home in her backpack) “Maddie! You got invited to *****’s birthday party! Is this one of your friends in your class?”
Maddie: “No, she’s not my friend, I don’t want to go to her party.”
🥴🎂🤷🏻‍♀️ preschoolers are ruthless

[Stacey Bowermaster @StaceyLipps]

I had an overnight babysitter on the night we gained an hour of sleep and my husband is gone hunting. I will conquer the world. (Stays in bed til 10, moves to couch)

[Briar Hopper @MatthewB4444]

Great day today at the beach! Looking forward to another one tomorrow.

[Briar Hopper @MatthewB4444]

Our first trip to Kings Island for the season was a great one! As soon as the ride stopped, Maddie wanted to go again. Gonna be a great summer!!! And it’s still and forever will be the Beastie!

[John @_shirtpants_]

@UberFacts During the summer, drink lots of water and watch how you talk to me.

[Briar Hopper @MatthewB4444]

Me: Will you take my photo with these churros?
Photopass photographer: Of course! It’s something to highlight.
Me: Hell yeah. Thank you.

[Briar Hopper @MatthewB4444]

Just bring a cooler and you’re good for the day.

[Briar Hopper @MatthewB4444]

Contemporary chillin!

[Briar Hopper @MatthewB4444]

Offenhauer West to The Enclave to infinity and beyond!!! #ayziggyzoomba

[Briar Hopper @MatthewB4444]

This is PAINFUL.

[Quirky Fox 🦊 @quirkyfox_]

Happy #NewYearsEve! Anyone celebrating at #DisneyParks? 🥂

[Briar Hopper @MatthewB4444]

Would it be a WDW vacation if your 3 year old didn’t stand up in the bed (at 3 AM) and projectile vomit right where she was laying? Didn’t think so. Heading to the pool for some R and R. #wdw

[WDW Kevin @WDW_Kevin]

I also hate when people say “there are other places to go besides Disney, don’t you wanna see the world?“

baby I do see the world it’s called Epcot, 11 countries one day. Now meet me in Mexico for a margarita 🍻

[Kings Island History @KIHistory]

Do you remember when The Beastie (now known as Woodstock Express) had a small tunnel at the base of its drop? It was added in 1980 and removed after the 2005 season. (📸: https://t.co/M2FyGfqrlf / Shawn Kay)