StaceyPineapple

Living that champagne lifestyle on a lemonade wage 🍋🥂

[Greater Manchester Police @gmpolice]

#CANYOUHELP? We're asking for your help, as our detectives continue to investigate the murder of 30-year-old Thomas Williamson in #Leigh yesterday (Saturday 25 September.) Did you see or hear anything? Please get in touch - you can find out more here: https://t.co/G3xVQQo9Is

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You know what would be great sleep 🙄

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Is there anything worse than having pregnancy craving for @tacobelluk and the closest branch being too far away to deliver 😩

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@AmazonHelp I managed to speak to amazon support and apparently the product is faulty, thanks though

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Having a mental breakdown because I bought an Amazon fire TV and it won’t even let me set it up. Why does technology have to be such a nightmare 😩 @AmazonUK #Sendhelp

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@AmazonHelp Believe me I’ve been on there already and it’s absolutely useless

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Sometimes pretending to be okay can get pretty dam exhausting

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In what world is that a safe place @AmazonUK thanks for leaving my parcels on show for someone to steal 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@RhinestoneJelly Hope you feel better soon, Happy New Year lovely 😊

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When the people raging about being put in tier 4 are the ones who haven’t been following the rules and even travel to a different city to go out eating and drinking 🤦🏻‍♀️ #teir4 #GreaterManchester #Covid19UK #Maybeyouretheproblem #lockdownuk

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Cheese and wine a match made in heaven 🤤 #BoxingDay #winetime #cheeseboard

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The perfect day spent watching @BaileySarian talk about true crime whilst baking cute things. I definitely have interesting hobbies 😂 #Baking #murdermystery

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@HeatherGW92 I hope so 🤞

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This is a public service announcement!!
When using a public rest room don’t be gross, flush the toilet and leave the place clean. It’s really not that hard 🤦🏻‍♀️

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So I’d like to quit today and start again thanks 🤦🏻‍♀️ #Isitbedtimeyet

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Only I would accidentally order my food shop to be delivered at 6:30am, nearly has a heart attack when someone knocked on the door. Pretty certain the delivery driver did too seeing my half asleep zombie ass answering the door 😂

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@HeatherGW92 @FiveGuysUK Just imagine how good they would be though 🤤

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Honestly think @FiveGuysUK need to make cheese and bacon fries 🤔

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@RhinestoneJelly 💕