Stacey Murray

[Stacey Murray @Stacey_Murray_]

This.

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There are four stages of laundry: washing, drying, folding and putting away. If you have not completed all four, you have not, in fact, done the laundry. Instead,you've made an annoying obstacle for the next person and are a laundry traffic jamming twat.

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@TByrne75 Drunk bride ad libbed her vows. Added bits about her husband being hot and sexy. Marriage lasted 6 months.

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Fellow #melbourne bibliophiles is Content as in Hill of Content a noun or adjective? Have always pronounced as adjective but heard it said as noun today.

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@metrotrains An update would be good.

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@FicoCangiano @RobLowe @CriticsChoice @LEJALatino @ofcs @RottenTomatoes So sad when someone once so handsome loses their looks.

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@BRODIEPUP01 @BTposse Looks just lovely. Happy Yorkshire Day!

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@muzz_francis @rhettrospective Plenty 😀

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@muzz_francis @rhettrospective Dad, Uncle Frank and Pa made a solid contribution. If they ever fell short, we'd raid the pile made by Mick Nolan after he'd played in the 2s.

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@Bedeapk It is appalling.

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Who on earth is the shouty man on the @Channel9 swimming coverage? Sounds like an 80s NRL commentator. #Olympics2024Paris

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@NeilMcMahon Watched our local theatre company production of this a few months back. Was wonderful.

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@MirhaAfridi Yes. I'm not a dick.

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@muzz_francis And they are maintained magnificently :)

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@NotFarLeftAtAll And no-one will ever mangle English as comprehensively as you did in that tweet.

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@andrea_gandt @TimRichardsonMP @JacintaAllanMP Level crossing removal has not improved Mentone traffic one bit. Poor design at Balcombe and Swanston to blame. School hours as congested as before removal. Absolute shambles.

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@9NewsAUS It was Simon.

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@BRODIEPUP01 @BTposse Wow. Looks absolutely stunning!

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@BRODIEPUP01 He deserves much better. So unfair.

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Hey @7NewsMelbourne what the fuck was that??