Stache Autonomy

Just a guy with a mustache that isn't connected to his beard.

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@DoYaKnowWilma @cavannastan

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@ricky_redacted Built different!

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I pulled some kudzu over the weekend that apparently had some poison ivy mixed in.
0/10 do not recommend

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@ioman2 As if I would be dumb enough to do this again.

Narrator: He was, in fact, dumb enough to do it again.

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@ricky_redacted I woke up each of the past 2 nights around 3 AM and tossed and turned for about an hour because my legs were itching.

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@ioman2 Is this so I have leftovers in case this happens again?

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@RyuuHunterSaeba My wife: You're not popping them are you? Don't pop them.
Me: No.
W: ..
M: Well, maybe a few of them.

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@SinklarD Especially when they do them in a day or two! Mine are the same way.

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Fuck kudzu. All my homes hate kudzu.

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@LouisvilleGun Thank you, sir.

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Rick Chow chasing that black teenager down and shooting him in the back is just another example of immigrants doing the jobs that Americans won't do.

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Agreed. And the biggest reason, in my opinion, to do lots of sports early is to let them learn the basics and see what they like. This past baseball season was only my son's 2nd time playing, but we missed the season before, and he was definitely behind a lot of the other kids. He was a trooper and put in the work and made great progress, but I wish I had just started him at 5. Then if they decide to take a year off and try something else, they can come back and not be too far behind. But we live and we learn.

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The boy is doing a wrestling camp this week. These often teach new moves, and in the past he's resisted doing the new stuff when they go live. But this year he's been trying them, and I just love seeing him improve like that. I'm already ready for October.

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@mattbramanti Never Forget.

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@jarvis_best Jarvis is schizophrenic? What? I had no idea. You're telling me now for the first time.

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@aelfred_D @johnhboyer Correct.

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@wayofftheres You have to rename it Amber Heard now.

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@QuiteProblmatic That's basically what we did. Small courthouse wedding with close family (some friends came by to congratulate us but they weren't there for the ceremony). Then a week later we had a huge party. I think we spent about $1k.

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@Martin_McFly21 At least someone got it LOL!

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Aftermath (I knocked over my water bottle).

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One like but I laughed so hard at myself for this one.

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Aftermath (I knocked over my water bottle).