Minshew Mania revs up into high gear Sunday with the NFL and Jaguars giving out 35,000 mustaches to fans. Ten fans who cut their jeans into “jorts” will receive Minshew jerseys as well. Mustaches just arrived in Jax. Get ‘em while they’re hot.
Happy #StacheSunday folks! This week we honor the greatest ever quarterback to wield a mustache in the NFL, @GardnerMinshew5 . Mr. Minshew is an inspiration to us all and we all hope to handle our upper lip accessory with the same swagger some day.
The Official Hat Guy of the Stache Bashe is... Cameron Lawrence! Cameron’s favorite thing about his mustache is “how my mustache brings out the color in my hats.”
The Member Orientation Officer of the Stache Bashe is... Alex Drent! Alex’s favorite thing about his mustache is “that it tickles the boys when I give them a kiss goodnight.”
The Head of Public Relations for the Stache Bashe is... Ben Schulz! Ben’s favorite thing about his mustache is that “it protects me from sunburns on my upper lip.”
The Treasurer of the Stache Bashe is... Logan Lawrence! Logan’s favorite thing about his mustache is “that it helps him sleep at night knowing there’s an extra blanket for his face.”
The Vice President of the Stache Bashe is... Zach Selph! Zach’s favorite thing about his mustache is that “it keeps him warm during cold weather. My upper lip will always be there to warm me up and that’s why I love him.”
We’d like to thank everyone for coming out to President Hunter Kruse’s inauguration yesterday! As a bashe, we are proud of the impact that President Kruse will have on the status of mustaches around campus! Official list of officer announcements are soon to follow!
Today’s #stachesunday goes out to @IAmSteveHarvey ! You are an inspiration and hero to each member of the Stache Bashe 2k19. We hope one day to have a stache as fine as yours!
What are the boys up to? Just growing some staches. Stache Bashe 2k19 starts on Monday. Can’t wait to kiss the homies goodnight with the new staches. #Ferda