SB.

pointless tweet & complaints

[SB. @StacieBurt]

Appreciate everything

[SB. @StacieBurt]

I’ve got one baby that’s up from 4am and the other doesn’t wake up till 9am. If they could join up and wake up about 7/8 at the same time that would be great

[SB. @StacieBurt]

How do I stop Twitter notifications about love island. I’m getting so annoyed by it

[SB. @StacieBurt]

@ChelsTopley I’d pack my bags immediately I can not stand it

[SB. @StacieBurt]

I can’t bare living in this terrible weather. The 2% sunny days is NOT enough

[SB. @StacieBurt]

I’ll never not find it a madness that a mother (me) is so comfortable shoving their face into a nappy to check if their baby has poo’d.

[SB. @StacieBurt]

Why do kids always have to be begged to eat sandwiches and dinner. They don’t know how good they got it I’d eat my body weight in sandwiches if I could

[SB. @StacieBurt]

Why does my boiling cup of tea go ice cold in a matter of seconds but the babies bottle I need to be cooled takes 60000years

[SB. @StacieBurt]

Is Easter like a Christmas Day celebration other places or just in Southampton ? I’m baffled every year honestly

[Bryan Johnson Blood Boy #37 @bryanbloodboy37]

a massage is not enough I need to be rolled through a pasta machine

[SB. @StacieBurt]

The three month chatty age is just magical

[SB. @StacieBurt]

Anyone else’s kid have an obsession with taking their seatbelt off?

[SB. @StacieBurt]

Vegans must be lying when they pretend to like cakes and desserts because I just had a “blondey” that tasted like an uncooked biscuit without sugar

[SB. @StacieBurt]

I might seem like I’m ok but both my kids just screamed the entire way home for no reason whatsoever. Drained

[SB. @StacieBurt]

Isn’t it weird some people will show their kids online but not the person they’re with. Strange

[SB. @StacieBurt]

@DanicaaPayne @ChelsTopley And so he should 😂😂 they asked you for goodness sake at least shed a tear 😂😂

[SB. @StacieBurt]

Imagine walking down the aisle and your groom not even welling up. Day ruined

[SB. @StacieBurt]

@ChelsTopley Hahhaa same! Imagine them just completely fine and soulless ahahaha I’d turn around

[SB. @StacieBurt]

I never ever spill on or mark my clothes but you can bet every penny I 1000000% will the second I put on a white t-shirt

[SB. @StacieBurt]

Not much of a shock from me but it’s been a lot 🥲😂

[SB. @StacieBurt]

I have been extremely emotional all day.