Slayci |-/

insecure bad bitch 🦋 AM❤️‍🔥

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

and last but not least, “Sweet Tooth” is a witch.

and there are many more monsters to come…

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

For reference, each Haunted Housewife is a creature born into a cookie-cutter world and expected to obey their husbands until they took their power back.

“Brain Freeze” is a zombie
“Bloody Valentine” is a vampire
“Eyebags” is a swamp monster
“Sweet ‘n Sour” is a man-eating plant

[Clo @_c_l_o__]

A thread of Mac Miller, but he grows older as you keep scrolling

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

someone has to make a reality show where ppl smoke a ton of weed and just try to do every day tasks like grocery shopping

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

Y’all tryna force people to have kids and have the nerve to have a formula shortage… make it make sense.

[Ellise @httpxellise]

can we normalise “I’m willing to work on that’ instead of ‘that’s just how I am”.

[juankola @johnnyk907]

This combination is a true marriage of flavor transcending time space and dimension

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

in my villain era (accidentally committing tax fraud out of extreme confusion)

[Mak♡ @Makaylaunger]

Don’t forget to drink some water!! 💦💧I know someone needs this reminder

[Slayci |-/ @Staciijay]

Can’t remember peoples names to save my life, but tell my your animals one time & I’ll remember forever

[Dez 🍯 @DezMachado]

young me deserved so much more

[Bassey @Basseyworld]

I just found out that DJ Mustard’s real name is Dijon and I don’t have the words to express how much joy that has given me this cold, dreary Chicago morning.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

is it my “self improvement era” or is it a manic episode

[Pineapple Slice 🍍 @bashful_michael]

The way my mouth dropped

[kaizen∘⁠˚⁠˳⁠° @nisaaaah]

when it doesn't bother you anymore like it used to, that's peace.

[justin @jusdaydreamin]

can't believe amy schumer was almost sitting in that car...

[Nikki Nasty @nicolerafiee]

i’ve had “text back friends” on my physical to-do list for the last 2 weeks now. i swear it’s not personal, i am just…………………….