Jason Stackhouse

@Sookie_BT is my sister. Renard Parish Deputy Sheriff. I've been claimed by @VampireVioletTB, who's an old school catholic, vampire.

[Jason Stackhouse @StackhouseTB]

Wait? What? RT @Eric_ofArea5: Interesting... @StackhouseTB as the voice of reason - What has the world come to? #TrueToTheEnd #TrueBlood

[Arlene Fowler @ArleneFowler]

If you think anyone's safe in BonTemps, you might as well shove your brains up a possum'’s ass and watch him run over the hill! #TrueBlood

[Jason Stackhouse @StackhouseTB]

@Lafayette_R Hell yeah, Lafayette. You seen it, ya know it's true. *smirks*

[Jason Stackhouse @StackhouseTB]

A man ain't nuthin' without a family! #FireInTheHole #TrueBlood #TrueToTheEnd

[Jason Stackhouse @StackhouseTB]

Aww hell no! #FireInTheHole #TrueBlood #TrueToTheEnd

[Jason Stackhouse @StackhouseTB]

*glares* Who's the Detective now? Ain't nobody knows old pizza like me. #PizzaForensics @AndyBfleur @Lafayette_R @Sookie_BT @AlcideH

[Jason Stackhouse @StackhouseTB]

I'm gonna fuck you an' you're gonna fuck me back, an' we're gonna fuck together. Ya hear me woman! #TrueToTheEnd #TrueBlood

[Jason Stackhouse @StackhouseTB]

Ma balls are so fuckin' blue they're about ta fall off... @VampireVoiletTB #JesusGonnaBeHere #TrueBlood

[Jason Stackhouse @StackhouseTB]

Holy fuck, they got @TaraMTrornton? Muthafuckers! #JesusGonnaBeHere #TrueBlood

[Jason Stackhouse @StackhouseTB]

*shakes ass* RT @mtmoore31: Can't wait to see @StackhouseTB ass again...

[Jessica Hamby @VampBabyJessica]

Here ya go East Coast #TrueBlood #Season7 #TrueDeath #Jesusgonnabehere

[Jason Stackhouse @StackhouseTB]

Makin' @Lafayette_R wanna clutch his pearls!! *snickers* http://t.co/NphY3mfNMq @TrueBloodHBO

[Jason Stackhouse @StackhouseTB]

#inksausage Cause I fucked it up the first time.

[Jason Stackhouse @StackhouseTB]

#inksausage

[Jason Stackhouse @StackhouseTB]

*Waves out the window as I pull out* @SamMerlotteTB

[Jason Stackhouse @StackhouseTB]

*opens the truck door* Thanks for everything Sam, the beer, showin' up... Have a good night an' don't be a stranger. @SamMerlotteTB

[Jason Stackhouse @StackhouseTB]

Yep, but Andy's a good guy. He's only gruff on the outside. *closes the tailgate* Thanks Sam. @SamMerlotteTB @AndyBfleur @VampireVioletTB

[Jason Stackhouse @StackhouseTB]

*laughs, pickin' up the keg* Good thing I brought the truck over earlier, @AndyBfleur's a lightweight. @SamMerlotteTB @VampireVioletTB

[Jason Stackhouse @StackhouseTB]

*Grabs a side of the keg* Yep, like nuthin 'I've ever had before...an' I've seen some action. @SamMerlotteTB @VampireVioletTB

[Jason Stackhouse @StackhouseTB]

*grins* I think she handles me, but it's all good fer now. @SamMerlotteTB @VampireVioletTB