Janice

Human being :)

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

why do "balls" imply toughness and "pussy" imply weakness when the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees, yet a vagina can push out an entire being.?????

[Itumelanin @Itumelanin]

“Start a business.” ~ Government official who has never run anything but their mouth their entire working career.

[Ian Wafula @Ian_Wafula]

We found evidence of construction going on inside the Nairobi National Park but @KWSKenya just confiscated our drone. Currently protests by lobby groups and environmentalists are going on over the construction.

[Pamoja Road Safety ⛑️ @CFCJoes]

CARJACKING INCIDENT.

The lorry below has fallen victim to carjacking today.
The driver was requested to go and pick a luggage from Thika ngoigwa and transport it to Eldoret, the carjackers then pulled a gun on him, tied his legs and hands and threw him into a coffee plantation...... They removed two trackers, one fitted by the bank and another one by isuzu..... the investor is going crazy because of stress..... kindly, Kenyans and our followers, let's unite and support in retrieval efforts by reposting this.

If you spot the lorry, kindly WhatsApp [phone].
#SafetySunday

[ꈍ Mŭmbura wa Mbarī ya Ndagi ꈍ @Wiyathi_Muturi]

Watching history documentaries about British colonialism of Kenya then naona wakenya wkipewa bucket ya chuma wanainama kwa heshima sana wakiambia mzungu asante, then I turn to my reality and see Kenyans being given wheelbarrows na wanasema asante haziishi.😭😭😭 Cycle is cycling.

[navarro @nvvarroo]

Yo intentando dormir la noche de antes de algo importante

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love speaking with people who are more intelligent in a certain field than i am. it’s just great to sit back and listen to somebody educate you on things they’re passionate about.

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

Its like you are running a countdown to our first Ebola case.

[Oluwaseun Alatishe @OluwaseunAlati5]

She is still missing, please repost until she is found

[Enomfon Akpan @mydearenomfon]

One of my biggest dreams is to build a company that creates opportunities for women who started later than expected.

Internships and graduate trainee programs for women in their late 20s and 30s. Remote jobs for women in their 40s and 50s.

[ㄗastor Ⲧupirani ꝇnsider @fachopxt]

como pode os animais terem superpoderes e a gente ter depressão

[Beatrice Marshall @BmarshallCGTN]

Why do you need 47 quarantine centres in Kenya? Ebola is in eastern DRC. WHO has identified the strain and has ramped up screening and surveillance in DRC. Suspected numbers there dropped from 1,000 to 116. It is still an outbreak, not a regional epidemic. Wacheni theatrics

[narsa.🪺 @rathor7_]

Those legs saved him from generational debt 😭

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Qatar has held a World Cup where everyone who could afford to attend attended, wait till it's the USA hosting and they will have visa restrictions even on the players themselves 😂.

[Rein @Asamoh_]

Good morning @ntsa_kenya , I am Still following up
On this matter. Eugene Mutuku, a final-year KMTC Matuu student who had just begun his clinical attachment in Kasarani was thrown out of a matatu belonging to Nicco Movers SACCO, registration number KDV 713J. He was rushed to Kenyatta National Hospital where he sadly succumbed to his injuries. The entire Sacco should be suspended immediately. That’s only driver & conductor will be presented. @DCI_Kenya

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

I finally found the square root.

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

trying to “fix” your life before monday:

[Jane Chijioke @JNdioma]

You will be saving a mother just by retweeting