Stacy Ortiz

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

President of the United States

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

don’t trust a woman 2 run the country but need ya gf to do all ya job applications

[Nicole Nichelle @alamanecer]

ALRIGHT WRAP THEM FIREWORKS UP

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

sorry yeah I will go to sleep I just need to check every single website

[Stacy Ortiz @StacyO___]

Literally 😂😭

[Christina 𓆩♡𓆪 @spanishcvndy]

if you’re gonna be anything, be fuckin fr

[Randa 🧉 @rannnda]

i’ll do literally anything for my friends except answer their texts in a timely manner

[Markia Brown, AFC® @theemoneyplug]

If you have an Amazon package delivered starting 7 December, go to your Alexa and say, “Alexa, thank my driver.”

They get a $5 bonus, at no cost to you!

[𖤐 𝙏𝙧𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙮𝙍𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣 𖤐 @TrippyRaven]

I wanna be a “gym rat” but instead I’m a rat in the pantry 🥹

[Stacy Ortiz @StacyO___]

THIS

[clø @chloeeodell]

Tax the churches. Lets stop pretending there is any kind of separation here. They want to influence law, they can pay taxes.

[The Mighty Quinn 🇹🇹 @misterj006]

So if a woman is raped at gunpoint and becomes pregnant, the gun is the most protected party in that situation.

[Stacy Ortiz @StacyO___]

Or the ones who do laundry and have time to fold it right away? Like how?

[valerie @valerietamayo5]

if your house is clean 24/7 props to you because this momma cleans and cleans and for some reason it never looks like I do😩

[bee @elliotsmithbian]

reminder do not work with kids if you don’t have an extreme amount of patience for it. i’m sorry but it’s a job you can’t afford to lose your temper in. the way an adult treats a child affects them for life, and sometimes you might be only kind adult face they see daily.