Yesterday’s makeup

#LFC Medusa with a little Pocahontas #YNWA

[Yesterday’s makeup @StacySlayer]

Wtf #MEXENG

[Elias @iam_elias1]

A man saw his phone storage was ''full'' after 18 months but he barely had any photos.

He had deleted apps. Cleared messages. Removed downloads. The warning kept coming back every two weeks:

"Storage Almost Full.''

He went to the Apple Store ready to buy a new iPhone.

The employee at the Genius Bar held up a hand: *"Before you spend a thousand dollars, let me show you something."*

She opened Settings → General → iPhone Storage and shook her head.

"There are 7 things eating your storage right now. Apple ships every iPhone with all of them turned on. Nobody tells you they exist. Let's go through them."

Here's what she showed him in the next 8 minutes. 🧵

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

This is an unprecedented level of corruption.

Trump is forcing the government to drop ALL tax audits of him, his family, and his businesses—giving him FULL IMMUNITY from prosecution.

What is Trump hiding from the American people?

Congress must step up and stop this corruption.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Reporter: The DOJ has this new fund — $1.7 billion. Why should taxpayers pay for the January 6ers?

Trump: Because in my world, loyalty outranks law. They broke the rules for me, so you pay the bill for them. That’s the transaction.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Dear @apple,
I don’t know what is going on with your damn keyboard, but I have NEVER in the 19 years of owning iPhones, had to backspace, retype, start over, correct words as much as I am now! And what happened to autocorrect!? Is that not a thing anymore? Please fix this!

[Malcolm Nance @MalcolmNance]

NOW IS THE TIME.

All Ex-Presidents, Vice Presidents and Speakers of the House should stand up and denounce Trump threatening to use Nukes on Iran.

I'm looking at you @BarackObama, @BillClinton, GWB

[Daniel Denvir @DanielDenvir]

It’s incredible how absent Democratic Party leadership is in the face of Trump blowing up the entire fucking world.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

shoutout to anyone who has ever spent time in the brainweird zone between "do i have autism?" and "do i have adhd?" while carrying the burden of "is it even a big enough deal for me to seek a diagnosis and/ or treatment?" may you find peace

[Yesterday’s makeup @StacySlayer]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Covie @covie_93]

pete hegseth spent $93 BILLION in September alone including purchases like $225 million on furniture, $1.8 million on musical instruments and $12,000 on fruit baskets.

This is the same administration that cut funding to cancer research, calling it waste, fraud and abuse.

[detach @detachdaily]

there’s a specific kind of exhaustion that comes from always trying to understand others while no one tries to understand you back. it doesn’t make you angry. it just makes you quieter.

[Yesterday’s makeup @StacySlayer]

Go on you reds!

[Yesterday’s makeup @StacySlayer]

Red.

[Yesterday’s makeup @StacySlayer]

That is heartbreaking

[TMZ @TMZ]

Rob Reiner and his wife Michele found dead in their L.A. home with knife wounds 🙏 https://t.co/mdh6H4e4ZA

[Yesterday’s makeup @StacySlayer]

@Kesthecollie She looks so wise 🥹

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

EFFICIENT WORKERS GOT PUNISHED WITH MORE WORK.

[Yesterday’s makeup @StacySlayer]

I need this coin

[꩜ Mayussa ꩜ @messymayussa]

The cashier handed me this and said “you are so lucky you got the new £1”

[erika @yeeeerika]

we are the daughters of the monsters you could not mash

[C-Bo the Eggman @CBoTheEggman]

"I'm going to make America healthy!"
wheezes heroin addict who drinks blue dye, abuses steroids, tans until his face looks like a catcher's mitt, eats roadkill, and contracted a parasite that ate part of his brain

[bigbang @1adimotesi]

@__Poisonivyyy Too many broken bonds can distort the soul
You start searching for ghosts of the past instead of people in front of you.
The real peace comes when you stop expecting perfection and choose respect, kindness, and someone at peace with life.