Stag Swag

THE ORIGINAL FU STUDENT ACCOUNT
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life....but you can definitely make it through college lile that

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Go to the career fair. Talk to the @indeed reps and get employed. Nobody wants to get with the unemployed

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Hey freshman, you're in college start to ive a little. Shit on the floor, punch your RA, break your roommates stuff!

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College rule 19- don't buy textbooks

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Seeing Jennifer Lawrence naked is the only time I've ever used this emoji and meant it. 😍

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Should I post re post the pictures girls put on tinder?

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Bras a good boobs are great but tits are the best #theresadifference

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So jelly of the new stags. Cherish it, for the love of god cherish it!

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Time for a game called last minute fucks and sucks

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Fuck all the finals

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Drinks- going to a public location to drink and eat until like civilize folk, then going to a kegger and or the grape and passing out

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Phoned in all of my classes this semester. All the work I did was last minute and stress fueled

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So can I get a redo on clam jam?

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Clam jam this weekend. Cops can eat a dick

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Happy Easter! Always remember that God loves you but everyone else thinks you're a cunt.

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The witch. Burn the witch

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We gather together today to join two binge drinkers in future ex matrimony

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Strippers!

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"She's an idiot but I love her" is some shit only a girl will say