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[§†ågêÇr壆ßê姆 @StageCraftBeast]

one of the best well written ytp moments ever because it doesn't try to win a laugh from you with flashy visuals or loud SFX, instead out of nowhere throws you into the scenario of "what if a calculator told you 10,000 minus 10,000 equals 8?"

[§†ågêÇr壆ßê姆 @StageCraftBeast]

How in the fresh spinning fuck

[§†ågêÇr壆ßê姆 @StageCraftBeast]

this mf funny as fuck what the actual hell

[sanmeyo @oyemnassxo]

omg Ultron is back with the help of nanobots to form himself

#VisionQuest

[§†ågêÇr壆ßê姆 @StageCraftBeast]

this may go down as the most egregious scandal in the entirety of Fortnite history

[Maru @Maruzypx]

BRO FORTNITE COUNT YOUR DAYS
@Fortnite

[§†ågêÇr壆ßê姆 @StageCraftBeast]

@POPin4k

[§†ågêÇr壆ßê姆 @StageCraftBeast]

you deadass have to be unemployed and have zero responsibilities in your household for the entire month to not even be stressed about getting the token and it's kind of pathetic that Epic Games is just ok with doing this to people

[UFO @TakeMeAwayUFO]

Pirate Shop Access Easy To Understand Odds:

Solo:
- 500 chest a day: 10.4%
- 750 chest a day: 15.2%
- 1k chest a day: 19.8%

Squad (4):
- 500 chest a day: 35.7%
- 750 chest a day: 48.4%
- 1k chest a day: 58.6%

[§†ågêÇr壆ßê姆 @StageCraftBeast]

@TskMsterHypeGuy Omg happy birthday

[§†ågêÇr壆ßê姆 @StageCraftBeast]

HOLD ON DAMN 😭😭😭

[§†ågêÇr壆ßê姆 @StageCraftBeast]

@Brosnan_in_1997 This is what my IMAX showing felt like 😭

[§†ågêÇr壆ßê姆 @StageCraftBeast]

the skin somehow being insanely rarer than the Pirate Shop in comparison and nobody even liking it despite seeming to get that more anyway is the kind of joke you would have never imagined until Fortnite did it in all seriousness

[Fortnite Status @FortniteStatus]

You asked for info on drop rates, so here’s how it works:

The new treasure this season is found in chests just like other items. Treasure drop rates from chests are constant since season launch and don’t vary throughout the day, except during Treasure Hours. Other than Gizmos, you can’t get the same treasure twice.

Every time you open a chest in a normal match, here’s how likely you are to find the treasures:

• 1:1,562,500 - Weekly Gold Outfit
• 1:137,500 - Pirate Shop Access
• 1:7,813 - Weekly Vehicle & Decal
• 1:568 - Weekly Pickaxe or Backbling
• 1:391 - Weekly Jam Track
• 1:272 - Weekly Loading Screen
• 1:127 - Gizmo (any)

During Treasure Hours, including the one earlier today, these treasures have a boosted rate:

• Pirate Shop Access: 1.5x
• Weekly Gold Outfit: 7.5x
• Weekly Vehicle & Decal: 10x

These rates may be higher in future Treasure Hours. If so, we’ll let you know. For instance, during tonight’s 9-11pm ET Treasure Hour, Pirate Shop Access will be boosted to 2.0x and Weekly Gold Outfit to 10.0x.

[§†ågêÇr壆ßê姆 @StageCraftBeast]

WAIT WTF

[cole @sinatraslone]

why are these the only two options 😭😭

[❥ katt^2 ! commisions closed @GlorbyKitty]

Storm 🤍 (Comm)

[§†ågêÇr壆ßê姆 @StageCraftBeast]

You know it's gonna go nuts if it auto translates from tamil

[M.M.NEWS உடனடி செய்திகள் @rajtweets10]

வியட்நாமில் ஆளில்லா ரயில்வே கிராசிங்கைக் கடக்க முயன்ற விவசாய வாகனம் மீது ரயில் மோதிய விபத்தில் ஒரு சிறுவன் பரிதாபமாக உயிரிழந்தான்.

மேலும், வாகனத்தில் பயணித்த இருவர் பலத்த காயங்களுடன் மருத்துவமனையில் அனுமதிக்கப்பட்டுள்ளனர்

#Vietnam

[Lyss Sky | AI Artist @LazerLyss]

Day 5 Pirate Shop grind, some thoughts and takes from all this:

- First of all, thank you everyone for 3M impressions combined, so many people are playing right now its insane

- Second, the grind, even with optimal methods, is gruesome, tiring, and near impossible as the odds stand. Sure, there were a lot of randoms posting it at first and it seems like there was a nerf at some point, and there probably was, but we will never know because Epic will never admit to it.

- Third, even a few hundred / a thousand players posting about receiving it seems like a lot but this is literally a few hundred that got it out of the 5 million peak players daily since this came out, most content creators and leakers and grinders that post on here, have not received it and are in the same grind as everyone else, even after 5 days of non stop opening chests.

- Even with full squads of randoms and everyone's looting 100-200 chests a lobby, we've pretty much collectively gone an entire week without receiving it, the odds seem even worse than 1 in 700,000 imo, even say 1 in 700, you could easily do double that and not pull it, which means you could grind every single day of the event, even on power hours if they even do any for this, and not get it.

- Lets say you do get it, it sounds like a great deal, and it might be if you play a lot and love the game, buying out the shop is insane, and its thousands of dollars worth, true, but at the same time, you will probably not use every single cosmetic you buy in those 14 days, most of them are jam tracks or random items that sit unused, the shops aren't as great as they used to be, and most of us were not playing this much before this event started, which says a lot about the state of Fortnite right now.

- Epic did this as a desperate last attempt to survive after GTA 6 release. They know they aren't making much money after price increases, layoffs, and a declining player-base, a lot of their profits are spent on maintaining the scale of the game, AI and metaverse development, legal battles, and paying off investors like Disney, Marvel, Tencent, Sony, etc...

- Epic has also resorted to more and more to gambling, FOMO, using more hostile engagement & retention metrics to keep us playing (harder challenges, longer grinds, more exclusivity), and sexualization of skins and cosmetics to keep us playing and spending. Epic has really lowered their standards and is willing to do anything in order to get sales.

- When GTA 6 drops, many players as well as large creators and leakers will leave as that is where their friends and the money and views are, and some have already started to cover GTA 6 and will likely switch over on release. The pirate shop promo will not do much to change that or make Fortnite better in the long run, and the recent crew changes also show that Epic is making changes as well, looking to downscale game modes and features to adapt to this.

- When I was still a top collector and had one of the best Fortnite accounts in the game, I had everything, I was missing 10 skins and like 3 emotes, I bought EVERYTHING and grinded everything, and honestly, it was great for a while, but right around chapter 6, the game really started going downhill, I remember going entire seasons buying out the shop daily, and I felt nothing, new things came out daily, sometimes 10k vbucks worth of items, and I couldn't enjoy them, and I started to feel empty, despite being insanely stacked. I can promise its only gotten worse and cosmetics don't make the game better in the long run or help you enjoy it more.

- I know for a fact if I don't receive this, I will never play again and will definitely not be buying anything either especially when other people are getting the whole shop for free. If I do receive the pirate shop, I will be happy but at the same time, will only want maybe a few items and will probably stop playing once its done, I probably won't even play besides just getting on to buy out the shop, which is sad, and that's just how its been the past couple seasons, its just over for me now. GTA 6 release is just more of a reason to quit.

- I got a lucky streak when this event came out and pulled the car within a few games and then got all the other items very quickly as well. I dropped this guide to help ya'll out as I was grinding, but the odds are absolutely brutal and they absolutely did nerf it at some point.

- Value your time and energy, some things are just not worth it at all. I know even typing all this out is probably not worth it, I could just move on and say nothing, and others have posted similar thoughts, but it has to be said. 5 days around the clock with nothing to show for it is dumb, I had literally quit and have not played all season just before this event and came back for it, I guess this is one final send off before quitting again, this time for good.

[§†ågêÇr壆ßê姆 @StageCraftBeast]

because even someone like Moe can have morals

[§†ågêÇr壆ßê姆 @StageCraftBeast]

@Punished_Nicker He looks like that dude from Jurassic Park that tried to take the Dino embryo shit

[§†ågêÇr壆ßê姆 @StageCraftBeast]

@RasberryRazz Apparently not

[GameXplain @GameXplain]

it's King Zora vs Remake King Zora in this 1v1 drag race. #Zelda

[§†ågêÇr壆ßê姆 @StageCraftBeast]

@NEBULATORS Read this as blindfolds and butt plugs

[§†ågêÇr壆ßê姆 @StageCraftBeast]

this is not Chris Hansen. this IS however what a parody of Chris Hansen akin to South Park would be.

[nina @robfilms_]

just unlimited vocal stims by robert pattinson in PRIMETIME

[§†ågêÇr壆ßê姆 @StageCraftBeast]

This is how we lose Ghost early ain't it?

[MCU Film News @MCUFilmNews]

New look at Sentinel Head and the New Avengers Tower in the ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ KFC ad.

[§†ågêÇr壆ßê姆 @StageCraftBeast]

Why is the art so inconsistent was this shit rushed THAT BADLY 😭😭😭😭😭

[Avengers Updates @AvengersUpdated]

First look at the new food items for the Burger King and ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ collab:

• Doomsday Whopper Extra Crunchy Veg
• Doomsday Whooper Flame-Grilled Chicken
• Fantastic Fizz
• Falcon Fearless Chicken Wings
• Cyclops Soft Paneer Burger
• Thor Thunder Nuggets
• Gambit Boneless Chicken
• Magneto Crunchy Chicken Burger
• Shuri Vibranium Fries
• Loki Molten Cheese Burger