Stagecouch Midlands

Getting you somewhere, somehow, eventually. PARODY PARODY PARODY NOT THE REAL THING, views are my own

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@GhostCritic We have a timetable?

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@PaulBarne5 Hi Paul, neither do we #grrracceptableservice

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Last year we delivered complementary wifi to our buses, this year we're promising FREE 3G and 4G signal at various locations on our routes

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@LauraDickens90 As it happens we did originally take inspiration from Glastonbury with regards to ticket pricing #dolladollabillyo

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@jesstheglass Its one of the reasons why we never associate the words "free" "functional" or "fair" with our products

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@jesstheglass Hi Jess, we're afraid that all our employees are afflicted by a crippling fear of the letter F

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@TommSlade Actually you're just sent to work for our customer service department

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@PoppyMcIntosh Results so far have been extremely promising

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@PoppyMcIntosh Anyone whines, we put them in a box full of queasy drunks

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@PoppyMcIntosh What you actually witnessed was our R&D department testing a new format for dealing with student complaints