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Woking and Guildford Alliance Football Division 1 team. Play Saturday's and win 2015/16 Junior cups for fun. #upthelammas

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Thanks to all who attended training tonight, well done to Jordan for taking the session and chose to do 0 running, any news on Ryan's dummy?

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#ThrowbackThursday to when one game Wayne had hair

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#ThrowbackThursday to winning the most prestigious cup in Saturday league football 🏆

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"He came home disappointed because he was joint man of the match, I was surprised because it seems he doesn't mind sharing" - Longen

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"I'm done with sending wink emojis to girls I don't even know on Instagram, I've got to concentrate on football now" - Aaron Joel

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We are delighted to announce the termination of Ralph Coulsons contract with the club.

All at the club wish him well for the future but will never forget that he cost us last years cup final. #StickToBeingAlinsman

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Rumours circulating that captain Oliver woods might be missing training...

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"Chuffed to be voted the new penalty taker by fellow players & fans but the £10 greggs voucher is the real icing on the cake"- Jordan Bowler

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As the weekend quickly approaches, stay tuned for pre match news and interviews ahead of our second league fixture of the season

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Craig O'Shea has uploaded a new selfie to deflect his anger at not being considered to be the new penalty taker

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Jordan Bowler takes a narrow lead in the penalty duty voting, his reaction when he was told the news..

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CCTV pictures emerged of Jack Holmes looking furious after receiving 0% of the votes for penalty duty so far

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@charliedriver14 we are sorry Charlie but our committee did not see you as a fit and proper candidate for penalty duties #MaybeNextYear 🤥

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After Oli Woods' crucial miss on Saturday, who should be our next penalty taker?

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Liam Audsley showing the results of a boxing regime he's been following to toughen up for the coming season..

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Left hand in the air if you missed a penalty last week. Right hand in the air if you're on the bench this week....

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Our centre back Jordan Bowler off the coast off Portugal on his warm weather training break

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Tuesday's top story....

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"Can't wait to stop appearing at kids birthday parties as Humpty Dumpty on Saturdays & really crack on with the football season"-Bill Carter