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I make better grilled cheese than you | Engineering Leader | he/him

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@Blackwindhowls @JamesTate121 It's not reaching when it's overwhelmingly nonsense, lies, and deception. This is all I see from you guys. Defending absolutely anything and everything.

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@JulindaLace @chisledtip24 @kaitlancollins So you vehemently defend someone who provided zero evidence for his claim, provide zero evidence for your own position, but take issue with someone who provided evidence that strongly suggests a proven, pathological liar is quite plausibly lying?

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Our first go at washed flour seitan for Sunday cotoletta.

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@Wintergroyp86 @SummerStars19 You are a piece of rotting trash.

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MOAR!!!

https://t.co/SjqCOmfviu

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HEY EVERYBODY! @SummerStars19 finally joined me and the other cool kids and crossed over into her FOURTIES today!!!

She might not believe it so everyone should remind her over and over about it! Not just today, but like every day.

🐨🐨🐨💜💜💜

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I went 6 long, anxiety-inducing months without a job but I've been so fortunate to happen my way into so much free live music this year and am happy to close out the summer on a high note.

Back to work and back to school for now... Here's to the next show 🤘

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@javilopen AI on salvia.

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But have you tried tater tots?

[🤍🎀🤍Andrea 🤍🎀 🤍 Ⓥ @Andrea60089562]

For all my lazy vegan friends, did you know you can make tofu in a waffle maker? 😌💖

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How to tweet?

Like, I'm constantly super busy and doing semi-interesting things but how do I do the twittering?

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@Vegan4Critters Not strictly related, but I remember a recent tweet or something along the lines of: can't wait for the law and order crew to vote for the convicted felon and the ACAB crowd to vote for the cop.

We can't win.

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@TBSOfficial With Straylight again maybe???

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Also snagged some amazing wings at Vegan on the Fly.

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Got to make a quick NYC trip with @SummerStars19 to see Taking Back Sunday again. 🥰

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If you're always exhausted it's just because capitalism.

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15 years of 💍, adventures, projects, concerts, craziness, walks, and camping. 15 years having each other's backs through high highs, low lows, and everything in between. 15 years I wouldn't trade for anything else in the universe.

We may not be perfect, but we are perfectly us.

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My son didn't want to keep playing me in it the other day because I kept winning.

[Nostalgic Gamer @16bitnostalgia]

Say something BAD about this game!

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@SummerStars19 🤭

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@SummerStars19 Always 🤓🔥