STAKES

Two cops (a mother & son) are stuck together on a stakeout. starring @KellyFanson @MigRivas w/d by @SimonFraser4

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Good morning. Always start the day with a healthy breakfast.

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Status: 4:20am, mostly cloudy. Staying alert. This is when the potheads smoke their pot. Partner is laughing at me. She thinks it's a joke.

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Action report, 10-05-14: Partner mistook Nuit Blanche exhibit for arson attempt, now apologizing profusely for destroying the "art".

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Status: 3:09am, light rain, 5 hrs into stakeout, partner is snoring, don't wanna wake her. I hear a siren... meh, only a fire truck.

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#FF It's Fugitive Friday! Let the arresting begin!!! http://t.co/kQW5ttceFL

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Fire @Toronto City Hall today. Partner keeps talking arson. I'M GOING TO SET HIM ON FIRE IF HE DOESN'T SHUT UP.

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Action report, 9-23-14: Partner broke up a domestic between 2 raccoons, now at hospital getting bites treated; raccoons still at large.

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Stakeout weather: Light Rainshower 13.1C - Wind: N 32km/h - Bar: 100.5 kPa ^ - Hum: 91% - Partner asleep, going to draw penis on his face.

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Currently staking out the Scottish embassy. Just in case. #ScotlandDecides

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#FF @Stakes_CBC_CC @StuffOfThings @tree_planters

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IN THE CAN! Just finished shooting our @ComedyCoup promo trailer w @KellyFanson @MigRivas @MikeFly @SimonFraser4 Woot!

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.@ComedyCoup will soon have us jumping through hoops. You are invited to follow our hoop-jumping tweets.

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Correction: @KellyFanson, not @kellykfanson which is her Weekends Only account.

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Team Stakes is @KellyKFanson @MigRivas @MattyWatts @SimonFraser4

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This is the official Twitter acct for Team Stakes in the CBC Comedy Coup competition. And by "official", I mean "only". Follow us SVP.