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I'm not a huge fan of political jokes. Most of them have been elected. When everything starts coming your way, you are in the wrong lane going the wrong way.

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@KimKardashian https://t.co/1A4tvaJibU

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@GordonRamsayGRP @GordonRamsay @YorkandAlbany @mazerestaurant @BSKSingapore Have to pretend that he cares if women make it or not

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@Bound2West_ @KimKardashian Look up to the women that got famous through porn and trying to be on the cutting edge of fashion. #lookuptothem

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@KimKardashian It’s hard to hate on someone that takes dick that well

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@RobGronkowski Sounds like every sportscaster trying to describe how you are successful

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@RobGronkowski @DunkinBoston Need tons of Dunkin coffee when you are hung over from a season of injuries and failures huh?

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@JManziel2 I have faith that we will get the coked out Texas A&M phenom again

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@realDonaldTrump @Cabinet @WhiteHouse Who delivers the pizza? Asking for a friend