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A catastrophe is just an upside-down apostrophe

[Chef Inspired Menu @StalinLincoln]

Is he really dead?
He’s fucking dead!
HE’S FINALLY FUCKING DEAD!!!

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@LouMattyB13 @PigeonForgeHOA @3YearLetterman @tonyposnanski @AOC Um, you admitted she’s a congresswoman, news flash- the senate is 33% of congress

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@theharryshearer , truly love your program and all that you’ve done over the years. I used to contribute to @whyy in Philly until they stopped your broadcast.
I just made a donation to @WWNO, who hopefully understands what a service you provide.
Thank you, Harry!!!

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For the first time in 2,800 years do I feel like someone is speaking towards an egalitarian, inclusive, multi-ethnic platform #SOTU #neoassyrian #empire #Shalmamaser #ashurbanipal #biden

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@electrotyped @schmoogerbooger So funny, flat and round are also two sides of coins

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Good question

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The largest growing division amongst Americans is between casual and compulsive user’s of bidets

[Saman Rasoulpour @SamRasoulpour]

Her name was Mahsa
#مهسا_امینی

[zorb @wizard0rb]

if i spend 1.5 hours ordering a mcchicken am i a chef

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At the restaurant, when I try to sell the octopus and fennel, invariably, someone stops their friend from ordering the dish because “they’re soooo intelligent.”
To that end, some perspective:

8 Reasons to Hate Octopuses (a post by Lee) https://t.co/yjzsHR4xeo

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@Hamatsa50 @JoelVanderWerf @CBSNews This is wild, but believe it or not 130 is MORE than 100. I was as shocked as you are

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@MuskTillDawn https://t.co/oqRQ21oylS

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@MikeRabsich @timgill924 @JohnFetterman Pretty sure the gas quality is better; if not, why would it be more expensive?

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@ev1l_gamer Why aren’t more people talking about this?

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@ilyypjs Depends on context,
Serrano peppers, for instance work poorly in traditional dishes like pastas, casseroles, and stir-fries; but work great in chef inspired dishes like Cinnamon Toast Crunch bisques and kombucha-seared mint salumi

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@zonexkiller I’m is debt-consideration services

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I think it’s time to to reveal that I am Discordian.
At the restaurant, the chefs are all Episkoposes; the servers, runners, and bussers are all popes; and every guest is a second-class saint. Hail Eris.

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@AmarDeepSinghD Fuck bisexuals

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@MuskTillDawn Hell yea chef