Stalker Logic

You promise to call me, right?

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My dick has stretch marks.

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I just shaved off my pubes. I feel REAL NICE!

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RT so I can follow you back! #SaysTheStalker

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Time to braid my armpits.

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I'm still waiting on my New Years kiss from 2007.

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@Nikki_H55 no fun

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Alone on New Years.

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Who tryna get pregnant?

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Wanna have intercourse?

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Give me oral.

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Can I sniff your bike seat?

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What do you mean, "Get out of my bathroom!"?

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I have contact lenses that can handle pepper spray. #Prepared

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Tip toe sneak up on that ho.

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I wanna lick your teeth clean.

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Some people are creepy. 😁

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Let me check your tits for lumps! #BreastCancerInspector

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I'm writing a song. Here's what I have so far: 1 2 3 4, let me smell that booty hole!

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Don't run from me.

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I'm probably the nicest guy you'll ever pepper spray.