Matt Stamm the Diesel Truckin Man

semi truck driver.
fueled by caffeine, diesel, & spite.
son of a preacher man.
metal head in the key of stoner rock, sludge, & doom metal.
🤘🏴‍☠

[Matt Stamm the Diesel Truckin Man @Stammzilla]

Clutch - D.C. Sound Attack! - Live
https://t.co/aWp1pnynmM

[Matt Stamm the Diesel Truckin Man @Stammzilla]

@Krissa_Kray_ Always sound advice.
Unfortunately many don't heed that sort of thing as much anymore, because they have an addiction to outrage.

[Matt Stamm the Diesel Truckin Man @Stammzilla]

Truck is acting up again, made it to a truck repair shop, now I wait until they open later by sticking my head in the sand

🤦‍♂️🤕

[Matt Stamm the Diesel Truckin Man @Stammzilla]

@good_vibes_girl

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Clutch - The Wolf Man Kindly Requests
(Earth Rocker song chat)
https://t.co/x76zXU5IWf

[Matt Stamm the Diesel Truckin Man @Stammzilla]

Fu Manchu - Mongoose
https://t.co/S0WvpSB0e6

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Non-truckers driving Uhauls or pulling Uhaul trailers are often the world's most inconsistent and unsafe drivers.
Mad?
Good.
Drive better, you big dummy.

[Matt Stamm the Diesel Truckin Man @Stammzilla]

@NatashaCL7 I'll see your "BS retarded" and raise you a "Nonsensical Bovine Genetically Unsmart" ☝️

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@Intel_Dork Phantasm 🤘

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Zach Bryan - Sun to Me
https://t.co/C8UQNNdBq5

[Matt Stamm the Diesel Truckin Man @Stammzilla]

It's not me.
It's science.

[Matt Stamm the Diesel Truckin Man @Stammzilla]

Alligator claps all you super aggressive drivers that cut truckers off and then end up being in the lane that ends, you fucking dweebs

[Matt Stamm the Diesel Truckin Man @Stammzilla]

@sweatsntopknots Well, at the risk of sounding like a jerk they're usually attracted to perspiration and CO².
2 or the things we humans make just by existing.

[Matt Stamm the Diesel Truckin Man @Stammzilla]

Clutch - Oh, Isabella
(Earth Rocker song chat)
https://t.co/Yt8TNSY8NA

[Matt Stamm the Diesel Truckin Man @Stammzilla]

@janefkndoe I despise that too.
When I'm in a car I'll move to the other side of the parking lot.
In the truck stops when I'm on the job I'll pull forward or back up to keep from them being perfectly aligned with my truck. Yeah go away dude.

[Matt Stamm the Diesel Truckin Man @Stammzilla]

@janefkndoe I'm most definitely not an expert on most things

[Matt Stamm the Diesel Truckin Man @Stammzilla]

@Krissa_Kray_ He seems like a pleasant individual.

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

She's a 10, but claps when the plane lands

[Matt Stamm the Diesel Truckin Man @Stammzilla]

Having to straddle that line between passive aggressive and overtly aggressive at a customer is always interesting and usually unpleasant for someone of my even-keeled disposition

[Matt Stamm the Diesel Truckin Man @Stammzilla]

Someone's been hitting the sauce pretty hard recently methinks 😂

[DMTeta @VineOfNorthLDN]

@Drayden42 @thatchthoughts @dracphelan We have the power of 15,000 Hiroshimas at our disposal. You won't be laughing when your entire country gets eradicated in 15 minutes of us pressing a button