bald seb stan’s lawyer

unserious stuff about sebastian

[bald seb stan’s lawyer @StanBirthday]

stupid shit i said about sebastian that went viral

a thread 🧵

[nicole @nicorIeone]

how that fjord picture feels at this point

[r @fowlerfiles]

everybody needs to lock the fuck in im so serious

[bald seb stan’s lawyer @StanBirthday]

like you have two academy award nominees and you are not flexing it???

[bald seb stan’s lawyer @StanBirthday]

i need the NEON/usa poster for FJORD to give more than the La Pacte/french one

[r @fowlerfiles]

bla bla bla proper name place name backstory stuff…..🫦

[bald seb stan’s lawyer @StanBirthday]

@po1sontree3 good luck!!

[bald seb stan’s lawyer @StanBirthday]

@po1sontree3 🥀🥀😵‍💫

[bald seb stan’s lawyer @StanBirthday]

apparently i should have sold my soul to the devil to have a pic of Sebastian holding FJORD’s palme d’or.. which i haven’t done and this is the result

[vanilla sensation @vbarn3s]

fjord (2026) dir. cristian mungiu

[໊ @buffys]

post an actor in two roles to show their range

[bald seb stan’s lawyer @StanBirthday]

@vbarn3s it’s always me apparently 🥀

[bald seb stan’s lawyer @StanBirthday]

adding a different man to this list

[autumn @cateonfilm]

my favourite kind of movies

[bald seb stan’s lawyer @StanBirthday]

i am so sorry fjord obsession

[Sawyer ☆ Iron Lung x3🩸 @soykyu_]

me: my deadname isnt that common

2 famous movies this year:

[bald seb stan’s lawyer @StanBirthday]

@sunf0rltw @siniysvolk atp we have

[bald seb stan’s lawyer @StanBirthday]

you fucking wish

[Pop Dolls @ThePopDolls]

Sebastian Stan is reportedly set to portray Mick Jagger in the upcoming Linda Ronstadt biopic, starring Selena Gomez in the title role.

Stan previously expressed his excitement about Gomez portraying Ronstadt during the 2025 Santa Barbara International Film Festival.

[bald seb stan’s lawyer @StanBirthday]

@paintedstork_ 😬

[bald seb stan’s lawyer @StanBirthday]

u’ll never guess who this person is talking about

[bald seb stan’s lawyer @StanBirthday]

and it clearly worked on emily lmfao

[bald seb stan’s lawyer @StanBirthday]

she is talking like she wants to attract women

[rawan 𓆩⍟𓆪 @thunderbolter13]

came across this in my gallery and i’m mesmerized all over again

[fjord promo intern. @MASALACH4I]

colors of fjord (2026) dir. cristian mungiu
cinematography by tudor vladimir panduru

[bald seb stan’s lawyer @StanBirthday]

@siniysvolk 💀