Stan Himes

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@JohnCleese I don't trust people who don't like dogs, and I don't trust people that dogs don't like.

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@JohnCleese IN UNISON: Yes, we are all individuals!

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@TonyGrossi #HeyTony All the playoff teams have strong special teams. The Browns have a solid kicker and punter, but the return and coverage aspects have been sad. Of the Browns coaching candidates, do any have a special teams background? Stan Himes, West Des Moines, Iowa

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@TonyGrossi #HeyTony What's the farthest you would consider trading down and what would be your requirement in return? Stan Himes, West Des Moines, IA

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@TonyGrossi @TonyGrossi I'm no Ivy-leaguer, but it makes no sense to me for the Browns to refuse to listen to offers for Garrett. They can always say no, so why not see what offers come in or, like other teams, give Garrett permission to shop himself?

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@TonyGrossi #HeyTony Instead of being coy, why don't the Browns embrace Garrett's wish and tell the league "We're open to offers, blow us away"? Shouldn't the goal be to get competing bids and come away with a ransom worthy of Garrett? Stan Himes, West Des Moines, Iowa

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@TonyGrossi I get why cutting a player counts against the salary cap, but why would a trade count against it? Why wouldn't whatever the amount is count toward the new team instead of the team that traded the player?

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@TonyGrossi #HeyTony What are the characteristics you look for when attending the NFL combine? Stan Himes, West Des Moines, Iowa

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@TonyGrossi #HeyTony I never understood why people complained about Stefanski's play calling. I thought he was good at it. Any chance he gets back to handling that next year? Stan Himes, West Des Moines, Iowa

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Give the gift of adventure this holiday season.

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BREAKING: After initially refusing to show their latest polling, Fox is admitting President Biden is winning. Fox admits the main reason is that President Biden has successfully reduced the price of gas and groceries. Retweet so all Americans see this.

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@TonyGrossi #HeyTony The Chiefs have now won three of four Super Bowls with a defense focused on a pass rush up the middle. Is there a free agent or draft-eligible defensive tackle who can provide an inside pass rush? Stan Himes, West Des Moines, Iowa.

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@TonyGrossi #HeyTony Why is there such a strong outcry for Stefanski to stop calling plays? He seems to be very good at it, and the Browns were top ten in yards per game. It was execution (turnovers) and injuries that kept the scoring down. Stan Himes, West Des Moines, Iowa.

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.@RickyGervais ~ These two 'hunters' smile contentedly after killing a 'TAME' lion in a 'canned hunt' and then hanging it's carcass on the branch of a tree! Canned hunters are even BIGGER scum than trophy hunters.

RT if you want canned hunting BANNED!!

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Hey, @hoynsie. I know that all teams have the Nike logo on their uniforms, but I see that the Red Sox also have Mass Mutual. How many teams sell advertising on their uniforms? Stan Himes, West Des Moines, IA.

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@TonyGrossi @AudiMBH What's the best stadium on this season's schedule?

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@TonyGrossi #HeyTony Do you think Nick Chubb will get more third-down action this season? He always gets pulled on passing downs, but when they do throw to him he catches it and makes a solid gain. Thanks. Stan Himes, West Des Moines, IA.

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@TonyGrossi #HeyTony People talk about improving the defensive line to stop the run, but teams succeeding in the playoffs can generate pressure from their tackles. Wouldn't it help free Miles Garrett more if the Browns could get a pass rush up the middle? Stan Himes, West Des Moines, IA

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@TonyGrossi #HeyTony With a 17-game season, why is gaining/receiving 1,000 yards still the measuring stick for being elite? Shouldn't there be a higher standard? Stan Himes, West Des Moines, Iowa

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@TonyGrossi #HeyTony Defensive tackle doesn't get a lot of mention, but most playoff teams had great pressure from the middle of the line. The Browns had almost none. How do you see the Browns improving the D-line for next season? Stan Himes, West Des Moines, IA