Stanley “Stan” Lisardo

Tougher than a $2 Steak - Oklahoma Football emergency QB

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You’re approaching girls at the gym? I’m approaching any guy wearing a P4 college shirt asking them if Oregon is gonna be the Penn St of last year. We aren’t the same bud. #ball

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@buckdaddyx Love the new profile pic Buck

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Man I miss going out on Thursday nights, was always my favorite night of the week #washed

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Lost a sock to the washer/dryer today. Was a team first kind of player and I was lucky to coach him these past couple of years, hate to lose one like this and his partner will miss him.

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When the Week 6 AP Poll comes out and OU is ranked #1 in the country with wins @ Michigan, @ Georgia, and a win at Red River to go 5-0 is going to be electric. Bookmark this tweet and get ready for the Sooners.

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It’s probably a good time to leave when the bartender knows your name and your drink order. #townie

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Start normalizing drunk texting your boys. #expand

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I wish I was tuning into the 3:30 slate for cfb rn, you can taste it. It’s in the air and it’s almost here.

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Hey where I’m from, being pin high is a good thing.

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Buddy thought he had something here #nuke

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For carry ons at the airport, duffle bags > small suitcases. #dufflebagguy

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@PardonMyMeme PFT

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who tf is that decimal person 😭

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Excuse me, do you guys bang the shrimp in house?

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I can’t wait to see John Mateer play football again

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@espn Shrink

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@stoolgambling Rory does this and everyone goes ballistic…

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@JoshMCallaway I think this is good

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I’ll be honest, there’s still a big part of me that thinks if OU didn’t piss down their leg against bama they would have beaten Indiana. Can’t wait for OU to be in the natty next year.

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I have now come to the realization that I will be walking into the CFB26 season with National Title hopes for OU. I’m ready to be hurt again #BoomerSooner

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@OUFball218 Without Mateer we win maybe 7 games, he’s gonna be a top 5 QB next year.