stanslaus mwongela

[Kipkalya Kones @MrKipkalya]

Behold the weak men and women who, having sold @TheODMparty party like a goat in the market, trooped to a secret meeting to vote out @edwinsifuna as Deputy Minority Whip.

Not because he is incompetent.

Not because he failed in his duties.

Not because there is any better debater or people's representative in the Senate than him.

But because he refused to worship their tin god.

They couldn't even get the requisite numbers with this. They hoped to just bulldoze it.

Here is that list of shame plus their signatures in support of impunity.

You can take away everything Baba gave him, but you won't remove Sifuna from the hearts of the people.

[ABLAZE FOR GOD🔥 @AFG_0007]

🚨 BREAKING: Former Barcelona player Dani Alves has been busy PREACHING the Gospel with so much power and conviction ✝️

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa piga RETWEET to pay tributes to our fallen Comrades🕊️

[NAOMI MISATI @Dr_Buchu]

Last week on Thursday @OkiyaOmtatah,tried to raise an issue on the floor of the Senate where he was constantly interrupted on trivial matters,What he couldn't say on the floor of the senate we have on paper.
Here,

[Ndindi Nyoro @NdindiNyoro]

Wadosi Wakenya Wote, I come in Peace and humility.

The vote for the Finance Bill happened yesterday; disappointingly, I was not in Parliament. I travelled out of the Country on Wednesday evening for engagements that could not have been postponed. But no explanation should absolve the blame.

As for the feedback we have received from all Kenyans, we take it with humility. All the feedback will go a long way in making us better as we discharge our duties in Parliament and outside as we serve the great people of Kenya.

We have always been available and forthright in debating both the Appropriations Bill and the Finance Bill on the committee and on the floor of the house as a commitment to giving a different and alternative view. This has also been an important platform of informing Kenyans on the things that affect them, the businesses, investment decisions and the Economy in general.

Whereas this is important, we also must acknowledge the fact that Parliament is in an unprecedented phase where both the Majority and the Minority leadership are on the same side thereby making it difficult to effectively act as an institution of oversight. That’s why we choose to do it both inside and outside.

On the proposals we had on reducing fuel prices, we had the opportunity to appear before the relevant committees. Unfortunately, the Finance Committee did not include the proposals in their final report. The alternative that was left was that of initiating a private member bill. However, this was deemed as a “Money Bill” and could not be carried as an amendment in the Finance Bill on the Floor. It had to take its own course. The guidance from relevant offices in parliament was that we initiate the process after the Finance bill process since most officers of parliament and especially the Parliament Budget Office were engaged in the process of Finance Bill and Appropriations Bill.

The process will now continue on a different path.

I have taken time to read the feedback from Kenyans and it is clear that; we carry an immense responsibility that we should always live up to.

We are glad that together, we have achieved many things through debate, talking about them in forums & media and sharing information. To cite just two;

In December, we were able to speak forthrightly about the plan to hike School Fees for Day Secondary Schools. The plan was shelved, not by the involvement of Parliament; but by the government knowing that Kenyans were aware.

Earlier this year, we took up the issue of the 15% GoK sale of Safaricom shares. While the majority of numbers prevailed in Parliament, the Judiciary sided with our view and money has never changed hands. The sale has never been effected.

We have taken it upon ourselves to tabulate, collate and analyse Economic related information which we always quietly and gladly share with leaders both in Parliament and outside for better oversight and alternative viewpoints.

Personal comfort would call for us to be quiet at critical moments, but it is unpatriotic to seek comfort over what is right.

As human as we are, we are far from being perfect and we will always seek to learn from the feedback we receive.

Asanteni sana.

We are African and Africa is our Business.

[Omwanza Ombati @omwanza]

Listen to Segona Akalya Amagwa- “... Muhoozi Kainerugaba, look at your peers the people you went to school with, the ones you joined in those military academies on our money.

Look at how they conduct themselves. Can you show me even one, just one, who behaves like you? One who threatens others with breaking limbs and destroying lives?

One who lifts himself by degrading others?

We paid for your studies in South Africa, in Egypt, and at Sandhurst. The training you received there was meant to build a commander who protects people, not one who turns against them and harms them.”

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

There is need to restore the control of public funds

[UEFA @UEFA]

🏆 Referee announced for 2026 #SuperCup!

We're pleased to share that Somali referee Omar Artan will officiate the highly anticipated match between PSG and Aston Villa in Salzburg.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Full parade to welcome Madam President. Welcome to @LindaMwananchi_ @FaithOdhiambo8 !

[stanslaus mwongela @StanMkenya]

@MutwiriKirimi Hi @MutwiriKirimi, try out Strathmore University. Just walk-in and ask to meet the Dean or Academic Director for SIMS. Wish you all the best

[Ahmad Salim @ahmadsalims]

God help Kenya.

[Pauline Njoroge @paulinenjoroge]

Now that some people like discussing the agreements that Uhuru signed or did not sign, let’s also discuss this particular agreement, which secured funding for major infrastructure projects in North Eastern…

By the way, I hear there was some crying. What was that about?

[Troll Touchline @TrollTouchline]

🚨🎙️Wayne Rooney: “Arsenal have been robbed tonight” 🤯

Rooney 🗣️ “I’ll be completely honest, Arsenal were absolutely robbed tonight, there is no other way to put it. You look at that foul on Noni Madueke in the box; it’s a stonewall, 100% clear penalty. How the referee or VAR hasn't given that is beyond me, and it completely changes the dynamic of a Champions League final.

But for me, the moment that truly gave it away the moment you knew exactly what the referee was doing was that halftime whistle. To blow the whistle right as Arsenal are literally standing there about to take a corner? I’ve played this game a long time, and you rarely see that unless there’s a blatant bias. It was shocking, and it set the tone for everything that followed.

In the second half, it became a totally different game, and not because of the football. The referee made absolutely sure that every single 50/50 call, every little nudge, and every major decision went straight to PSG. It completely killed Arsenal’s momentum. But to be fair, I’m not even surprised. We saw the exact same story when they played Bayern Munich earlier in the tournament. The officiating was heavily skewed then, and it’s happened again on the biggest stage.

PSG might be lifting the trophy, but they cannot honestly look at themselves in the mirror and be proud of the way they’ve won this final. To win the biggest prize in club football like that? It leaves a horrible taste. Arsenal deserved so much more tonight.”

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

Eeiy kaikai,We were not familiar with your game 😂😂😂😂 Kanyanga shingo kabisaa 😹

[Hon. Japheth Ouma @JaphethOtieno01]

I have been looking keenly at the chopper that came with PR CS Murkomen landing. Two cameramen came out running with their heavy equipment to take photos and TikTok videos of CS Murkomen.

Who does that in an emergency situation?

[SPIKE⚡ @SpikeTweets_14]

Arsenal should consider a Pre-season tour in Kenya🇰🇪

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

How can you purchase the SHA system for 104 billion and then sell kenya pipeline with all its assets for 106 billion_Omtata

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

[Alex Moore @heyalexmoore]

Stop telling Claude, "do this."
Stop telling Claude, "write code."
Stop telling Claude, "fix this error."

You're actually treating a senior AI like a junior intern.
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