StanPines4Mayor

I'm Stan Pines, and I approve this message!

[StanPines4Mayor @StanPines4Mayor]

My official internet page thing is up! http://t.co/gYvd4mRNLb

Soos taught Mabel html and they spent a whole afternoon on it so go there!

[StanPines4Mayor @StanPines4Mayor]

@anthyding I already won that nomination, honey!

[StanPines4Mayor @StanPines4Mayor]

Curse the world! I'm gonna to drink some expired apple cider with Soos. Although if I'm not mayor maybe I could run for something else...

[StanPines4Mayor @StanPines4Mayor]

@abood_5403 You're rootin for a mutin' pal. If I recorded messages for all 10k of my followers I'd never leave the house! Have mercy!

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I can't believe I lost!! Who knew that a "criminal record" barred you from office- I thought it was a prerequisite! #NationalTragedy

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Heres your prize, @slickcraftians! Any time someone gets on your nerves, play this at a very loud volume for revenge! http://t.co/d41TYHQd3Q

[StanPines4Mayor @StanPines4Mayor]

Congrats to @SlickCraftians, who became a neighborhood hero/villain for his banner! You win first prize! #YesWeStan https://t.co/nF9cngn6Yz

[SlickNickP @SlickCraftians]

@StanPines4Mayor Well, the neighbors will certainly know about the hashtag now.

[StanPines4Mayor @StanPines4Mayor]

Vote for me! I dare ya! What are you, chicken? Buk-buk-buk!! Bwaaak!! Bak bak!! I stand by this statement

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@miss_d_spy Soos calls himself a ".midi connoisseur." No idea what that means

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@Joc_Ular Soos told me about this thing called the "silk road." Sounds like a good place to buy new ties!

[haruka @Ku_u_de_re]

#YesWeStan @StanPines4Mayor, i'm ready

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@watermelonduk @anthyding Goodbye polar bears!

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The globe gets hotter every time I take my shirt off. I can't help it, ladies! https://t.co/SLZrzi9GVy

[Δ Δ Δ @anthyding]

@StanPines4Mayor what is your stance on global warming?

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Never trust someone who looks like the Kool-Aid Man & the Hawaiian Punch Guy combined! https://t.co/lwzXZg42wa

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@asmalltreefrog Gravity Falls is lovely at night! What's the worst that could happen

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Sure! Just borrow some of my gold chains and you'll be fighting off girls with a stick! (I charge for the stick) https://t.co/7HBROc8XDb

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This is why my hearing aid has an off switch https://t.co/6QUDKUqHlo

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I know that's you Dipper. Go play outside, egghead! https://t.co/CD10shpwqb

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Education is our future! If we educate kids how to count cards & take em to Vegas, their futures will be bright! https://t.co/jKgXGDfou3

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I think babies make terrible anchors! They're pretty good paperweights though. https://t.co/SQct1i2WZT

[Sexy Ne'er-Do-Well @MattMaybray]

@StanPines4Mayor What are your thoughts on Anchor Babies?