Stan Smith

British by birth, Geordie by the grace of God

[Stan Smith @StanStan69]

Disgusted that @BBCSport keep swapping #Olympics between BBC 1 & 2. Don't they know my TV remote is broken?? I had to get up off my couch!!

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@Lord_Sugar @piersmorgan Loser streaks down Oxford Street and I'll double your donation to GOSH.......

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I could never be a politician. Every debate I had would start with "Look, you prick....." 👊

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@NYTScience At a guess, possibly my ex wife.....?

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@nikki_ellin Treat her like a princess, fuck her like a porn star

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I have a horrible feeling that America may just be dumb enough to actually elect this moron @realDonaldTrump

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@LornaSpaine @martdman I prefer nincompoop 😎

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Waiting for your takeaway when you're starving is hell. Could eat a scabby horse right now 🐎

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I've got nothing to do but hang around and get screwed up on you #Therapy? #Screamager

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@nikki_ellin I have so little energy tonight I couldn't even catch a cold 😎

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@KarenDanczuk Some of us can walk very well 😉😎😇

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:-) Granted a free life in #wordsontour. Solving puzzles! #level144 #tweet4bonus http://t.co/JiohZ0iztS

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Best relaxation video I've found on YouTube, works every time @Jellybeannose16 https://t.co/SayuR5PvJX

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When you find out the hot woman you've wanted for years is now single.....😈

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Gutted I missed @nataliesawyer on @SkySportsNewsHQ #DeadlineDay today 😍😇😈

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I certainly wouldn't sign @SBerahino after that tweet. "Spoiled brat" springs to mind. Why should @WBAFCofficial sell for below value?

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Ran out of lives in #wordsontour.... play with me! #tweet4bonus #freelife #level100 #SanFrancisco http://t.co/MTd4N56hSC

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@katinabliss You look more like a fox to me 😉

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Exploring #Tokyo! Playing #wordsontour. See how smart you are #tweet4bonus http://t.co/LYoGQTfEVb

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I'm dominating #level74 and earned a free Booster in #wordsontour #travel #Tokyo #tweet4bonus http://t.co/LCfcllvJqY