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Newcastle fan, onwards and upwards. Let’s not dwell in the darkness of the past when the future is all so bright

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I’m convinced joelinton could bring an asteroid down on his chest #nufc

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Im sorry like but we can not go into next season as osula our main man up top #nufc

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Grown men with signs asking players for their shirts need a good twatting. Its bad enough kids do it, fucking grow up #engcrc #England

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I think the shirt looks OK, but its gonna depend on who the new sponsors are. I ain't buying it without one #nufc

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@swinburne_mark Keeper has to be matt sels, he was twatful, but we have had some proper donkeys....Facundo Ferreyra signed on a season long loan i dont think he even laced up his boots

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@cyp_toon Must of been a canny big line 😉

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@RockToonUnited Buy 1 get 1 free with Murphy

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@Darts_World @Dobey180 @Duivee @PDCEurope Im telling you now, he will win a major in rest of this season

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@CelinaOjoma @juventusfc Bruno is on like £180k no way is he getting double that

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@swinburne_mark Surely Stéphane Guivarc'h gets a mention, played 4 games total

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@toon_collector He couldnt do any worse than what we have. Wissa couldnt score in Amsterdam red light district with a £50 note wrapped around his bellend

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@Sportsboomcom

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@toon_collector Gigantor 🤣

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@Enezator A?

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@beardmeatsfood morrisons is selling a 4.5kg Toblerone, do you think you could polish it off in 1 sitting? Haha

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7yr 100+k a week contract incoming from them, they only have about 70 odd players in their squad

[Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal]

🚨📈 Understand Chelsea have now also entered the race for Zadok Yohanna. #CFC

Newcastle’s proposal is currently understood to be the highest.

Brighton, however, are still hoping to secure the player’s commitment. Verbal agreement 100 % done.

@SkySportDE 🇳🇬

[Stan @StanTheGull]

£50mill wey fuck off

There is no discussions, simple

#nufc

[Man Utd news @MUFCrednews]

EXCL: 1st verbal offer for Hall has gone in this afternoon, understand the offer was around £50M plus add ons, the offer has NOT been rejected and is being internally discussed at #NUFC, #MUFC waiting for response from Newcastle, player has asked for the offer to be considered.

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Am I the only one who actually likes the new home shirt? 🤣 #nufc

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@rioferdy5 @England @FIFAWorldCup He won't be in starting 11

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@AshySlasheeDB Donald Trump is running the USA

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@GFFN Amazing what you can achieve when you can spend money