Wyatt Standley

Divorced father of 3 children, and they all hate me. SC:standley5

[Wyatt Standley @StanTheMann5]

Anyone trying to kick it? I got Zoey 101 on, some fruit gushers, and a broken soul.

[Wyatt Standley @StanTheMann5]

What’s going on guys, guess what I just did? I just fought a fucking dragon to start off my day, I slayed the whole thing. What did you do? Probably nothing! Haha I’m so much better than you!!!!!!

[Wyatt Standley @StanTheMann5]

@AriaDeosil I’ve never gotten this far

[Wyatt Standley @StanTheMann5]

Wanna get outa here?

[Wyatt Standley @StanTheMann5]

Just hit a solid night of ears/elbows in the gym tonight, did I mention it was a gym? is anyone down to hit eyelids and nostrils tomorrow?

[Wyatt Standley @StanTheMann5]

Good vibes for everyone, here have some of mine. Later skaters 🤙🏼

[Wyatt Standley @StanTheMann5]

The world is truly a sick place after the way that 49er game just ended. I don’t even know what to say, is love real? Am I real? Idk man.

[Wyatt Standley @StanTheMann5]

Sup nerds

[Wyatt Standley @StanTheMann5]

I've got so much love to give, but it's such a genuinely disheartening feeling when people do you wrong time & time again for no reason.

[Wyatt Standley @StanTheMann5]

So stoked for homecoming bro, can't wait to go out there with my fucking boyz and roll fucking tide. I'm slinging 8 TD's baby, All-State.

[Wyatt Standley @StanTheMann5]

Boobs are gay.

[Wyatt Standley @StanTheMann5]

Can't wait to be home for the summer so I can kick my Dad's ass everyday.

[Wyatt Standley @StanTheMann5]

Yo @ChickfilA how many RT's for free weed for a year??

[Larz & The Boyz @YungCummerz]

The last Air-Bender

[Spock @spockmusic]

I like to FUCK.

F- Treat
U- Women
C- With
K- Respect