Stan Timmons

I write stuff, like Alien Factor with Stan Lee. I sometimes write other stuff. I've elevated wasting time to a fine art.

[Stan Timmons @StanTimmons]

@Lucy_Worsley It's still your birthday here (just), so happy birthday

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@TheAuthorGuy @esjesjesj You're going to get that kind of thing with Marie Antoinette as guest host.

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@Mike_Batt It's how the ancient druids kept track of the changing of the seasons and also afternoon tea time.

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@TheAuthorGuy @theladyjane_ Being born Caucasian to Middle-Eastern parents?

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@RealLyndaCarter I can't begin to count the number of times Lynda Carter has pulled that one on me.

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@MrGeorgeWallace Just hope the turkey's not allergic to gluten.

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@EricIdle Swiping right?

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@MrGeorgeWallace They also serve

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@macantone @tcm @BenMank77 How about Creepy Christmas?

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@MJMcKean Hope it's a great one.

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@missjuliebrown That's inexcusable. I'm pretty sure he's eaten placenta before.

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@EllenBarkin This would be a good time for Advil to claim it can cure autism.

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@MrGeorgeWallace Same people who okayed the Cats movie?

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@Lucy_Worsley How else are you going to find out how the documentary ends?

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@Lucy_Worsley Move over, The Who.

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@TheAuthorGuy What kind of job do you think that duck has that he can afford a Ferrari?

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@ActwithAlison So, Drag Me to Cincinnati?

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@WilliamShatner Killers from Space?

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@EricIdle How many guitars do you own now? (the correct answer is "Not enough")

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Kind of like the world's biggest Zen garden?