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How did the cavemen survive without napkins

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I use the Pythagorean theorem every time I jaywalk

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“I be doin kush ups”

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Them Taco Bell ads are getting scary

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Guess who got spooked into buying yet another external hard drive, let me give you a hint and you only get three. It’s me

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My body is just not Gumby no more

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Why planet Earth so juicy?

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Tapped

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@NiQuribe That’s exactly what I’m thinking when I’m staring in the fridge

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These new fridges start beeping at you if the door’s open too long. Mf I’m thinking

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Just got whatablizy and they forgot to charge me. Merry Christmas vibes 🎄

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Who finna calibrate the smart board

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Hop into that whip and then I’m Audi 👋

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Gotta make this hangover my bitch ✨

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I may act okay but deep down.. Where tf is Gus houses

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Bro emojis changed my life

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I have since deleted my last tweet and offer my most sincere apologies for my actions. A brotha was wylin

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Why is cool whip so fucking good @elonmusk

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My cat purs everytime she starts eating. What a FATASS but honestly same 😭

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Less about control more about balance