Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan

God fearing single father of one boy. I love all sports, served in Iraq 03’-05’ If you don’t like my opinion DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

[Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan @Stan_TheMan2475]

Mr pibb is the shiznit

[Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan @Stan_TheMan2475]

You know you’re in the hood when the gas pump don’t ask for the pin of your debit card. They don’t gaf who’s money it is

[Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan @Stan_TheMan2475]

Do not put milk in your gas tank

[Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan @Stan_TheMan2475]

@Lou_Sanus98 shits rotten anyways Lou, best regards

[Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan @Stan_TheMan2475]

Just came my pants while I was singing some Lionel Richie at karaoke night

[Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan @Stan_TheMan2475]

@Lou_Sanus98 SueAnne died 7 years ago.

[Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan @Stan_TheMan2475]

Lou when are we gonna move on from this launch angle bullshit? @Lou_Sanus98

[Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan @Stan_TheMan2475]

@Lou_Sanus98 no worries.

[Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan @Stan_TheMan2475]

Somebody cut this Mumford and sons bullshit

[Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan @Stan_TheMan2475]

Just ran over a squirrel, swerved into oncoming traffic for it, but splatted his ass nevertheless.

[Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan @Stan_TheMan2475]

Yall need to stop eating shrimp with the wimps and come eat lobsta with a monsta

[Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan @Stan_TheMan2475]

@MarkTempy78 Love your antics tempy, always keeping me on my toes

[Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan @Stan_TheMan2475]

There’s a flammable liquid about to spew out of my sphincter #hazmat

[Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan @Stan_TheMan2475]

Putting up senior Ty Dooley numbers up at the bar tonight #pull #jolene

[Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan @Stan_TheMan2475]

I’ve seen 32 vampires 49 cops and 58 bunnies these girls need some original costumes. Especially the plus sized ones

[Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan @Stan_TheMan2475]

@DeronsBurner Abigail Abigail Abigail

[Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan @Stan_TheMan2475]

George Springer has been doing this for too long, someone put a cork in my ass

[Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan @Stan_TheMan2475]

boutta go to the gym please don’t judge me

[Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan @Stan_TheMan2475]

Mustang and sally

[Stan “Patches” O'Houlihan @Stan_TheMan2475]

we’re gonna need a cleanup in stall 3… @MarkTempy78 has gone A-wall