Stan

Delusional Optimist | B.I.T in Business Systems | Cloud | Cybersecurity 🏗️📈🧑‍💻🏬

[Stan @Stan_oko]

"The mind is its own place. And in itself can make a heaven of hell, and a hell of heaven" - John Milton

[Stan @Stan_oko]

@15Asande Crazy part is that South Africa basically owns the INTERNET cables that supply AFRICA. We can literally shut them down (WACS, SEACOM, SAT-3 and EASSy)

These fuckers really need to stop fucking with us, they don't quite know who we are, NO JOKE!!!???

[Stan @Stan_oko]

🤣😂

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

“i hope south africans know the rest of africa is supporting mexico”

[Stan @Stan_oko]

When is the Shakira FIFA World Cup tender ending????? Yho, I'm tired of her

[Stan @Stan_oko]

Whole stadium singing along to this gent at the World Cup opening ceremony and I've never seen or heard of him before!!!! The world really is a massive, diverse place!!!

[Stan @Stan_oko]

Lmao, South Africans are truly special 🤣😂😭😭

[TROPHY. @trophyrsa]

after Bafana Bafana humbles Mexico tonight this is what I’ll be playing 🤣🇿🇦

[SABC News @SABCNews]

WATCH | A young innovator from Nxamkwana near Mdantsane in the Eastern Cape has, through his company Spectacles4TheBlind, developed AI-powered smart glasses for people with visual impairments. The glasses help users navigate their surroundings more independently.

[Stan @Stan_oko]

Market manipulation like clockwork...

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump’s weekly Monday morning pre-market post that everything is great and a deal should be done quickly with everyone happy.

[Stan @Stan_oko]

Always dig your posts... But can all y'all stop hyping this lazy design.... Looks terrible.... The 499 number is merely to draw in "collector" suckers

[CarsInPixels @cars_pixels]

Audi has taken the wraps off the new Nuvolari, a hybrid-powered supercar set to become the fastest and most powerful production model the brand has ever built. Limited to just 499 units worldwide, the Nuvolari blends Formula 1-inspired technology with an aggressive mid-engine design, with first deliveries expected in 2027.

▪️Combined power output of 736 kW
▪️Powered by a 4.0-litre twin-turbo V8 and three electric motors
▪️The V8 alone produces 588 kW and revs to 10,000 rpm
▪️Claimed 0–100 km/h time of 2.6 seconds
▪️Claimed 0–200 km/h time of 6.8 seconds
▪️Top speed rated at over 350 km/h
▪️Front electric motors deliver up to 2,150 Nm for added traction and cornering stability
▪️7.3 kWh battery supports hybrid performance and short electric-only driving
▪️New predictive quattro system adjusts torque distribution in real time
▪️Active aerodynamics include a deployable rear wing with Formula 1-style DRS
▪️High-downforce mode can generate more than 400 kg of downforce
▪️Lightweight carbon-intensive chassis developed using Formula 1 construction techniques
▪️Carbon ceramic braking system uses brake-by-wire technology for improved control
▪️Includes a fully electric driving mode for city and short-distance driving

[TechCentral @TechCentral]

BREAKING | Amazon Prime launched in South Africa https://t.co/QzJEbEsIOz

[Troll Touchline @TrollTouchline]

🚨🎙️Wayne Rooney: “Arsenal have been robbed tonight” 🤯

Rooney 🗣️ “I’ll be completely honest, Arsenal were absolutely robbed tonight, there is no other way to put it. You look at that foul on Noni Madueke in the box; it’s a stonewall, 100% clear penalty. How the referee or VAR hasn't given that is beyond me, and it completely changes the dynamic of a Champions League final.

But for me, the moment that truly gave it away the moment you knew exactly what the referee was doing was that halftime whistle. To blow the whistle right as Arsenal are literally standing there about to take a corner? I’ve played this game a long time, and you rarely see that unless there’s a blatant bias. It was shocking, and it set the tone for everything that followed.

In the second half, it became a totally different game, and not because of the football. The referee made absolutely sure that every single 50/50 call, every little nudge, and every major decision went straight to PSG. It completely killed Arsenal’s momentum. But to be fair, I’m not even surprised. We saw the exact same story when they played Bayern Munich earlier in the tournament. The officiating was heavily skewed then, and it’s happened again on the biggest stage.

PSG might be lifting the trophy, but they cannot honestly look at themselves in the mirror and be proud of the way they’ve won this final. To win the biggest prize in club football like that? It leaves a horrible taste. Arsenal deserved so much more tonight.”

[Stan @Stan_oko]

I guess rugby tackles are allowed in football when it's the final 🤷

[Stan @Stan_oko]

This ref is making some shocking decisions kwi second half of this UEFA final

[Stan @Stan_oko]

We should be 2 up in this final!!!!!

[Stan @Stan_oko]

@kushNegus @DonMasakala Stay in yours country. Our problems are ours!

[Stan @Stan_oko]

@kushNegus Nigger, nigger, nigger

[Stan @Stan_oko]

This will continue up until cybersecurity is taken seriously in our country. I "encourage" the hackers to go for bigger targets. They'll be surprised how easy they are!!!!!

[Onyx_Digital @BaximusCyber85]

Telkom went down for 6 hours on May 26.

Same day, 742,000 customer records appeared for sale on the dark web. National IDs. Support tickets. Internal agent notes.

A DDoS extortion campaign started May 19 — targeting SA telcos. Ransom? R16,000. Tiny. Attack costs? Tens of thousands of US dollars.

The math doesn't add up unless the real objective was data theft.

The outage wasn't a technical failure. It was cover.

Telkom hasn't confirmed. Hasn't denied. Hasn't said a word.

742,000 Telkom records. National IDs. Support tickets. For sale on the dark web.

The outage on May 26 was the smoke. This is the fire.

@TelkomZA when will you notify your customers? POPIA Section 22 requires it.

@InforegulatorSA has Telkom reported this breach yet?

@mybroadband
@TechCentral why is no one talking about this?

#OnyxAudit #DigitalSovereignty
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@ParliamentofRSA @SAPoliceService

https://t.co/YrPBCTIGi4
https://t.co/6bSC0Gr12P

[Stan @Stan_oko]

America has a dude who pretends to be president and has #fakehair

[Stan @Stan_oko]

Cashless societies 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

Fidelity upgraded CIT trucks bullet and bomb proof levels countering modern and sophisticated criminals

[Stan @Stan_oko]

@pmcafrica Lol, how about a cashless society 🤣😂 A couple of countries are already on that path

[Sihle Mavuso @ZANewsFlash]

Blade Nzimande once said this.