Stand Up Girls

One hyperactive optimist, one judgmental future shrew, and one deranged defender of the free world.

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My hand looks like a paw @OhBlimeyTheKid #hashtagtour

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Our dark fairy tale short about a forgotten princess needs help with post. @CrowdfundExper1 http://t.co/RISZtA52oL

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@inthehenhouse @katiedippold @jenstatsky @TracyYOliver I know this is super timely, but awesome talk @USC last weekend!

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Balcony hoarding. For when you are a hoarder and f-Ing proud of it.

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People have weird faces

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Single and unwilling to mingle

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Dear anti-aging cream, please please please don't just be a marketing ploy. Sincerely, over-reacting, aging, female population.

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Hey All! We're now on Blip TV http://t.co/iw7zvyZnC7 Check us out!

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Remember pencils?

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For those of you who dared to miss it . . . @westsidecomedy

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Do Craigslist casual encounters ever actually connect? Seriously, I would watch that in any medium, TV show, documentary, puppet show #MTV

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Tonight's the big night! All of your dreams will come true in one small venue.

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I dreamt of him, Pashmina Hulk. Green, muscular Hulk body, a normal man head, wrapped in pashminas. Part Avenger, part fancy mummy.

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Hurry up and get your tickets for Stand Up Girls Live!! 8/7, 10 pm, $5, no drink min @westsidecomedy @JosslynCarver http://t.co/2tlWhwQCVn

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"What is it about costumes that make people think they can touch you?" @TheMarissaBrand

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What are all the America's Models on top of? Is there room for the next one? #needtoknow

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Is it Christmas yet? I want to sit on some fat lap. #dreambig

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How pregnant is too pregnant?

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