Steven Smith

Social commentator. I'm claustrophobic so if you're thinking of locking me in a room, just don't.

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Have you ever swiped no on a girl on Tinder not because you thought she was ugly but because you thought "oh what's the point?"

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@itvnews @samuelclayton I bet the people if Cornwall are all shook up. Don't judge me.

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@ItsNickBrewer Seen some footage of last night, big ups. Pissed cause I wanted to go.

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Denise van Outen is currently trying to sell me yogurt.

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Walthamstow is just a blur of Algerian beards tonight.

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If I was carrying a shitload of cash on a plane I'd definitely tell someone about it.

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If your Tinder picture is of you skydiving I can tell you now that we won't have anything to talk about.

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“@UberFacts: Wearing red can increase your chances of having sex during the holiday season for both men and women." Spider-Man gets PUSSY!

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Always flush first. http://t.co/br4LrfVEy8

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@Roisinconaty "Gimme your digits babe" will have a whole new meaning.

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In fact, I think they've already started it.

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I bet the BBC News team annual Christmas party is a right bloody hoot.

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Robbie Savage trying that ol' first date outstretched arm technique there on Danny Murphy.

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Nothing fazes Samaras, World Cup, Eurovision, nothing.

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Get in, one more Ivory Coast goal pweeease.

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Angelo Balanta starts? Quality. Having him for first goal scorer.

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Ahh, that reminds me, Hannibal's on at 10. #suarez

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That Suarez bite couldn't have been more obvious if he complained to the ref that there was a fly in his Chiellini.

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Stuff We've Seen or Shit We've Seen? Go the PG route right?

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We'll review every angle. Gosh, what a podcast this will be.