Stanglass

MEMES. Every joke I tell is a cry for help. Art twitter: @stanglassart

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I ran out of Liss the Lass YouTube stream clips to listen in the background when I draw…

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@ml_myoozik 😍

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@beforeapple Osmosis 😍

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@beforeapple Me walking between the letters of this tweet:

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@beforeapple Goated take. There was no escape from it and for what? So non-lawyers could share their terrible takes online for clout? 😭 the last few weeks were the real pandemic 💀

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Somehow fucked up my MRI exam. On the first day of pride month. Figuring out what that means about the economic and political state of the world rn

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That’ll make a pussy throb

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Starting to think unregulated technology marketed to an unsuspecting populous by mega corporations that take no accountability is kind of a bad thing :\

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Isn’t Avatar (like, with Pandora) just Pocahontas but with extra steps? 😭 making the indigenous people aliens doesn’t do enough to make me feel like all the things that are wrong with Pocahontas as a narrative aren’t in Avatar vigkgjgjvjvivkghfjvkv

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#PokemonLegendsArceus #Spoilers
I have a theory of why Palkia and Dialga look like that 😭 they both look like weird combos of Arceus, labeled “lord” forms, which may need to be separated in order to restore time/space that may occur in the main story plot 🧐

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Me: Wow I was really sick and couldn’t play Genshin let’s get back to it!
Genshin: Itto banner ended a WHILE AGO bruh where you been?
Me:

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Why is my whole mentality to entertainment “this looks really bad- I NEED to watch it” 😭

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Me opening my phone remembering I have hundreds of furry porn images for “art references”

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I bought Disney+ for one month (11.99) to binge everything and then cancel forever and it’s STILL not worth the money bc even movies from like 2012 do NOT run at the proper frame rates on my laptop or phone. They look like stop animation???? I’m losing my mind

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Thinking about how this man is peak. Classic grumpy-until-they-know-you-then-is-super-sweet trope, undeniable DILF with the lumberjack aesthetic with a classic and satisfying design. He could blow anyones back out no cap

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Thinking about how sex is just a capitalist scam to create more workers :/

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I finally watched Boss Baby because I thought it would be a generic TM kids movie to watch as background noise but it was one of the most chaotic and enjoyable family movies I have ever watched??? Who decided that boss baby should slap so hard? 😭

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Logan Paul being a resin artist (?????) Even tho the trend lived and died in one summer on Tik Tok a year ago is giving embarrassing energy

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

first epoxy resin project… GameBoy Colors & a metal Pokémon frame made for a nice little tabletop 😮

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J*son K*nny’s entire twitter feed is the LOWEST HANGING FRUIT I have EVER SEEN he has to be baiting people there is no way this man is THAT daft to the issues people have with him 😭

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Sir we know you enjoy cockwarming oil and gas CEOs but can you pweeze stop ppl from dying maybe UWU?
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[Jason Kenney 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇮🇱 @jkenney]

With the super cold temperatures across Alberta this Christmas weekend, we should all be grateful to the power & utility workers who keep the lights on in tough conditions, and to all of the oil & gas workers who develop the energy that heats our homes!

Thanks for what you do!