Dan Ulrick

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@jprutherford If Armstrong can tie Petro down to a $3.5 mil AAV deal, he's the greatest GM ever.

[Dan Ulrick @Stanielslick]

I wanna do this with my friends

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂

[SensSay @SensSay7]

What a game, Shane Pinto gets player of the game for the USA #Sens

[Dan Ulrick @Stanielslick]

@markhmasters I only liked this cuz he put the 🐐 sign in place of Freddy Gauthiers’ name #guywinseverywherehegoes

[Dan Ulrick @Stanielslick]

@BizNasty2point0 Unreal

[Dan Ulrick @Stanielslick]

@TSN1200 Wah I hope this isn’t an NHL teams top line @SensTalk11 😉

[Dan Ulrick @Stanielslick]

@beautolls26 Wow is right mmkaaay

[Dan Ulrick @Stanielslick]

Any pink Whitney New Amsterdam vodka sightings in Watertown New York??? @spittinchiclets

[Liam @LiamTweetsHard]

Sure enough. Kyle saved the season that day. We finished a heroic feat 1300+ games. The only thing I did in university I'm proud of. I believe the Blackhawks beat the Penguins to win the cup. Thanks for reading, if anybody read this lol...

[Liam @LiamTweetsHard]

So now it's waiting time. We fire up the Xbox. And see if the season was saved. The tension in that room while NHL fired up is something I will never forget. We were 21 year old men crying like little boys.

[Liam @LiamTweetsHard]

He fuckin leaps across the living room, jumps across bottle caps, ash trays, probably knocks a bong over . This 6'4 ginger was across the room in 0.5 seconds. He jumped right at the outlet beside the TV and unplugged the power bar. Silence comes over the room.

[Liam @LiamTweetsHard]

The horror on our faces is something I'll never forget. He looks at me. I look at him. Rage in my eyes. We all froze. My buddy kyle, who hit sim season. Then did something we never expected. Something I'd never think to do in the heat of the moment. And trust me, it was HEATED

[Liam @LiamTweetsHard]

Anybody who plays NHL knows that this game had an autosave feature. Everything was saved automatically. So, were in the final week, about to fire up a meaningless game, probably Canes vs Islanders. Something dusty, and my roommate accidentally does the unthinkable. 'Sim Season'

[Liam @LiamTweetsHard]

Anyways, probably a week or so left in the season. The grind was almost over. The Canucks were in first place, Getzlaf and Perry were leading the league in scoring, and some teams were battling for the last remaining playoff spots. School was coming to an end. Life was good .

[Liam @LiamTweetsHard]

a thread: me and my roommates in college decided to play every game of an NHL season on NHL2010 for Xbox. If you do the math, that's 1230 games + playoffs which is about 80-90 more games. Takes about 20 mins to play a game, if you do the math it's well over 400hrs of Xbox time.

[Dan Ulrick @Stanielslick]

@laurbelly Imagine a guy tweeted about an unchangeable physical trait of a female how much heat he’d take

[Dan Ulrick @Stanielslick]

@emmmarae__ Give it 10 years and see how much their opinions change

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@BrockTufts @NHLBruins Couldn’t agree more with this tweet

[Dan Ulrick @Stanielslick]

@H_AnthonyC I’m definitely a pencil guy #eraser

[Dan Ulrick @Stanielslick]

Leafs start sparks on Tavares NYI return #smartbabcock