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step into the mind of chedda

[chedda boi @StankBrotha]

creative director and i cruised downtown and built hella rapport. got to leave work early. just had an incredible hoop session (victorious, naturally). time to hit a mad arm pump now, transitioning into a killer sauna session. ranked 5’s with my bros tonight. today RULES A LOT!!!

[chedda boi @StankBrotha]

day 1 from returning back to the gym after a hiatus and my sauna sensei and i ripped a killer session. man i love the universe

[chedda boi @StankBrotha]

was talking to my black neighbor last night and she was saying “that part” to me a lot #awesome #bridgingthegap

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i love my country bruh

[chedda boi @StankBrotha]

i kept the macbook pro from my old job and nobody has ever asked for it back but i fear if i turn it on they’ll get some sort of ping and then realize i have it so i’ve just been waiting for the company to go bankrupt and then i’ll have a new laptop

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freakin ugh man. freakin ugh

[chedda boi @StankBrotha]

the stern heavy accented vietnamese dental hygienist said my oral hygiene is very good

[chedda boi @StankBrotha]

a major disadvantage to remote work is the inability to rack up mad ping pong hours on company time

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escaping the matrix by stealing a fighter jet from the military and selling it on the open market

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they call them blunts because you’re blunting yourself #RiseAbove

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no revisions from the CEO on her first review

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money is straight up gay. if you’re not rich in community literally nothing matters

[chedda boi @StankBrotha]

just pulled off a genuinely world class defensive driving maneuver to avoid a highway crash from some retard attempting to merge into my lane as if he was trying to morph into my vehicle (i don’t blame him, my 2002 toyota solara SLE V6 does have an alluring effect)

[chedda boi @StankBrotha]

flow state monday. i am unstoppable

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#WhiteBoysWhoEatElote

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made a mistake at work. was freaking out badly. kept it a buck with my boss and pulled up with a resolution in hand. he was super understanding and i think the situation has improved our relationship. failure really is so necessary man. embrace it

[chedda boi @StankBrotha]

big fan of this rock ramp

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save me breakfast burrito. you’re my only hope

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took the day off for my birthday. really wonderful stuff