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does anyone still read these?

[Mr Smeg Zim @T_a_t_e_n_d_a]

My mom : Don't go outside ,there is a crazy person out there !!

My friend outside waiting for me :

[MuKoMaNa WeMaDeAls🇿🇼(stanaz) @staneve02]

"Handina kuziva ukumukira ini,ndakawacha majuzi ako ese"😂

[The Villager @fidel960]

Pakarohwa gitare apa 😂

[TOX!€ HU€€! @Mutsvangwa4]

Mazuvano handichadye madomasi kana soup ndakabatwa ma acids.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

*pilot: we have only 4 parachutes

Me who takes Red Bull

[lency 🇳🇬 @Chi_ned_u]

POV: it’s year 2048 and you forgot to pay your toilet subscription,😭💔😹

[Savheya VeFashion @Savheya_Happie]

Musatipe pressure, Golf ingori snooker yemulawn basi. Nothing special 😉

😂😂😂

[staypositive @BhuLeweCityLona]

Media team had only one job, and they nailed it😂😂🔥

[that_Manica_girl❤️ @Gamu_wacho94]

Kushama hakupedzi kushata hama dzangu 😂😂

[~B 🇿🇼 @Beatonm5]

I was almost witness to a murder... my pre-teen niece was telling her mother that "she wanted a boyfriend" when her dad walked into the room in time to hear that part of conversation...

Took a fair bit of getting everyone calm before it was established the boyfriend in question is jeans as in boyfriend jeans... 😂

[shehu.𝚊𝚏𝚌🐺™ @_praise29]

Dear Zimbabweans

[Lloyd_17 @LloydWalkers17]

Do you still remember that point of "availability of cheap labour" in Geo? That's you now😭😂🙌

[MuKoMaNa WeMaDeAls🇿🇼(stanaz) @staneve02]

"Patabvirira tichingodyiswa mufenje,mabikei muno"

[CoralSoft @MlamboBrandonp]

Me📞: Hello Officer makadii henyu
ZRP👮‍♂️📞:Tiripo hedu ,tokubatsirai sei?
Me📞:Ndauraya munhu kuno
ZRP👮‍♂️📞: Muripapi tisvike
Me📞: Itai basa!

[Mr Smeg Zim @T_a_t_e_n_d_a]

Got into an argument with her and got mad ,locked her glasses she will figure it out

[staypositive @BhuLeweCityLona]

Kasika tinazee tosvika touchline yavharwa

[MuKoMaNa WeMaDeAls🇿🇼(stanaz) @staneve02]

"Mukuda phone yemarii,ndokwanisa kunokutorerai kushop kwangu"😂

[Mutsvene Gumi🛐 @TynoBrendon]

Damaged Goods are either given for free or bought at a lower price...mupabate ipapo

[~B 🇿🇼 @Beatonm5]

After I finished watching The Polygamist, I re-read the book by Sue Nyathi, to see how the adaptation compared to the series... 📺 📚

The verdict: The Netflix series is broadly faithful in premise, but far more sensational in execution.

#ThePolygamist
https://t.co/BlPFaizGcK

[staypositive @BhuLeweCityLona]

😭😭I've been working day and night to build this Algorithm