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So I hate watched all season just to see United finish trophyless, Arsenal win the league and get to a Champions League final, Ronaldo cry & Messi win back to back world cups
Iโm in my Chelsea era ๐
๐ฃ๏ธ โYour career is like a video game, you keep unlocking new levels until you reach the finalโ.
๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ท Leo Messi: โI already completed the game at the last World Cup in Qatarโ.
"Wewe pika tuu ugali inakutosha, mimi niko sawa" ametoka job in company of a small canter lorry nikafikiria she has bought me some new furniture as a way of apologising for yesterday's kumbe ni bye nimekuja kuambiwa. Ametoka akasema eti I will refund you every cent you used on me