Matt Stanley

I'm better in person

[Matt Stanley @Stanley646]

Popped out to run errands as my #Amazon delivery timescale was pushed back.

Returned to a big box in the porch and a 'We missed you' note sat on top of it with 'Front Door' written on the location.

Just in case I missed the box currently filling half the porch.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

MAX DOWMAN RUNS THE LENGTH OF THE PITCH AND WINS IT FOR ARSENAL! 🌟

The youngest-ever Premier League goalscorer!

[Matt Stanley @Stanley646]

@Jenny_1884 It is also about reducing...congestion.

[Matt Stanley @Stanley646]

Aaron is developing a rivalry with anyone who gets a handshake before him. The side eye at Jasmine #GBBO

[Matt Stanley @Stanley646]

VAR hasn't said "we've spotted a clear and obvious error", they've said "let's see if there is a reason to overturn the decision"... that amounts to re-refereeing the game #bbcfootball

[Matt Stanley @Stanley646]

@Austen As a resident of the United Kingdom, I received a $4.84 payment, and I only used ParkMobile in Florida for 2 weeks back in 2019!

[Matt Stanley @Stanley646]

We need more Steve Thomas' in this over-inflated, entitled and tone-deaf world: #dwrcymru
https://t.co/d3nQSdAWAs

[Matt Stanley @Stanley646]

@evrisupportline Why do you attempt deliveries to ParcelShops outside of their opening hours?

Surely there are procedures you can put in place to reduce the amount of failed deliveries you must incur?

[Matt Stanley @Stanley646]

Changing jobs in January can be good for your Sol

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

Yeah, this is already the advert of 2025.

[Matt Stanley @Stanley646]

The @metoffice weather warning system is a joke. Same area has an Amber Snow & Ice, Yellow Snow & Ice and Yellow Rain Warning at the same time.

It's going to be wet and cold, and any snow will probably get washed away, but lets cause public panic.

[Matt Stanley @Stanley646]

Harry Candy Kane #BBCFootball

[Matt Stanley @Stanley646]

#BBCFootball Dennis Iceberg-kamp surely goes up front?

[Matt Stanley @Stanley646]

Can #Arsenal fans come up with a chant for Nwaneri to the tune of Valerie? He needs his own song!

[Matt Stanley @Stanley646]

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[Matt Stanley @Stanley646]

Define walking at a snail's pace

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

you couldn’t even begin to fathom my drip

[Matt Stanley @Stanley646]

@eastdevon When will your planning application portal be available to view? Currently showing a 404 - Not Found error

[Matt Stanley @Stanley646]

This will be in Arteta's team talk for the return game.

Sign him up @Arsenal

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

🤣🤣🤣🤣Even our mascots are harder than Tottenham’s…

[Matt Stanley @Stanley646]

@canva's "glowup" is anything but.

Can't see the edges of the design as it's too white on white. Can't see white items in the sidebar - it just looks blank.

Light theme is too white, so I'm stuck using Dark, which at least shows black items in the sidebar.

Bring back grey!

[Matt Stanley @Stanley646]

Sky Sports should bin Ref Watch. Brighton can't take a free kick that's 10 yards away from the spot, with a rolling ball. Brighton were not ready to take the free kick - just like "Arsenal were not ready to take the throw in" from Pedro booting it away #refwatch

[Matt Stanley @Stanley646]

@SpotifyUK Smart Shuffle needs to be removed, or at least a setting added to allow us to turn it off!

[Matt Stanley @Stanley646]

@YouGov They've been in office for a day.....