Parody Stanley Johnson

The apple never falls far from the tree and I've got a bloody orchard in my garden. Parody.

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

Turkeys didn't vote for Christmas after all, they voted for Brexit.

https://t.co/3C1vA3YfJn

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

@MJColeman69 @JohnJCrace Sound and well considered. He's the right man for the job.

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

@supertanskiii Guilty as charged. Is it still too late for a termination?

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

@AnneLaird31 That's me! 👍

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

He'll be back!

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

@misspaulalondon @danwootton @Patrici81420046 @GBNEWS Yes I know but can you stop waiting for me behind the bins.

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

Are we there yet?

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

Oooh I can't wait, nearly my turn to be PM.

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

@theGrit_music @MarinaPurkiss Is it too late?

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

@Parody_PM Sorry for reporting you son. April fool and all that.

You still up for doing a Lovehoney spending spree with Rachel's credit card?

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

@rhysthomas I'll check.

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

@Gab_H_R Didn't do my son any harm.

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

@captainward @mrnickharvey Just let me know when you need me on set.

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

@thosethatcan I might have the very thing you're looking for.

I'm rather good, if I don't say so myself.

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

@TerenceKnott1 @RachelJohnsonAT @10DowningStreet Rachel would often perform party tricks with assorted woodland creatures whilst Boris screamed with delight in his mink underpants.

We are environmentalist through and through.

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

@michaelkerton @jude5456 @BorisJohnson Can't stand the bugger.

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

It is pure, unfounded conjecture to say there is a culture of alcohol and excessive drinking in No. 10.

[Brendan May @bmay]

Good lord.

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

@ReydSally @Conservatives @mrjamesob @LBC It's true, he does smell of poo.

Hugs

Keir Starmer's Dad

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

@strawthatbroke @LBC @RachelSJohnson Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment.

When we play Trivial Pursuit, we often replace @RachelSJohnson with a stick of celery as it provides better answers. Bloody thing normally wins though.

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

My son is ever so good at this #pmqs lark.

No flies on him.

[Parody Stanley Johnson @StanleyJohnsonP]

@strawthatbroke @secrettory12 Ooo, I'm up for that.

Put me down as chancer and charlatan.