Stanley Message Rat

Long Distance Confidential Message Rat. Ex Secret Rat. Director of Castle Rat Office. Friend of Royalty. Single Father of Four. Motto: Brevity is the Soul of Wi

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@tobeanoldfool Well, I had. But sewage pipes are all very well but you can go off them after a while. Decided to come out for the summer.

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Stanley would like to say that he is back in the Rat Office for the summer.

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@alyssa_k_h ALmost a year late, but if you can remember what you wanted to tell Jenna I will pass it on to Her Maj. Ta.

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@poisonedamnesia I am back in circulation. Retired for the winter. Just woken up by importunate younger rat.

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@felixdacat1969 Are you a cat? Yikes. You may leave your message in the basket. Danger rates apply.

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@dpeter4389 Sorry, but Zelda is unavailable now. Unless you know how to find the secret grove in the Forest.

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@jennhawke Oh, do no tempt me.

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We rats hope we never meet one of these. Especially a giant one...

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@dpeter4389 The Rat Office regrets its tardy reply due to staffing difficulties. They no longer operate a service to the Marram Marshes.

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@enchiladas4abby They are keeping a low profile right now. For which we rats are very grateful.

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@abbylovessoup got a bit singed. But I'm not allowed to say more than that.

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@lauriepink Better than being in your ear.

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@LaurenCullen10 Well ... we do see each other at times. I am not sure why, though.

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@lauriepink Rat Office message alert. Delivery scheduled for Tuesday. Signed for. Have biscuits ready. xx

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@lauriepink I ate the lot, thank you. Very very nice. And the milk bottles...

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@Harryr75 They are nothing but trouble, thank you. But I am told this is what teenage rats are like. So they are doing fine, thank you.

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@lauriepink I don't do parcels for anyone except you. Thanks for the biscuits...

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@lauriepink thank yooooooo for emrintooooode. She is beooooooootiful. xxx ps hope Barry is ok, let us know if not xxx