Stanley Roper

'Life ain't nothing but a good groove..a good mixtape to put you in the right mood'

[Stanley Roper @StanleyRoper14]

My girlfriend talks all day long and I don't hear a thing, but if some sketchy guy with an unkempt beard and missing teeth whispers "Mushrooms, molly, doses" within a hundred yard radius it gets transmitted directly into my brain.

[Stanley Roper @StanleyRoper14]

@mggiesrevenge Oh that's nothing. You should hear us in private

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@DCist Disgusting. Olives are just so gross.

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@BradLeeOnBass I don't even think kids are saying it. It's adults because the next thing conversation turns to is putting down trans kids.

https://t.co/di8v7Z5Tr3

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@NikHoffman @staci_SSS

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@LarryGuitarSG I knew she had been playing guitar but I was not expecting that

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@dreamflower127 @Dingbat1477 @mikelowetpt I'll be riding Teen Wolf style

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@Dingbat1477 @dreamflower127 @mikelowetpt It'll be hell either way so I might as well have some fun

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@Dingbat1477 @dreamflower127 @mikelowetpt I'm gonna hit her with spitballs

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@phunkjam @WovenAntelope The Black Napkins from that show is my favorite that I've heard. I've been hoping they'd release that forever. Vinnie puts on a clinic

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@Coganuts One Eyed Willy

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@johncardillo Thank you for pointing that out! This man arrested me in front of my kids. Please let me know what part of the FBI he is with. Thank you.

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@LarryGuitarSG This is crazy. You could have given me a thousand guesses of who it was about, and I don't think I would have considered him at any point

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@solitaryflovver Farmhouse

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@stevesilberman @JacksonBrowne @BillyStrings @Winnarainbow @dreamflower127

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@dreamflower127 This is awesome! I love stuff like that. You ever listen to Girl Talk? There's a great Biggie verse in this one https://t.co/UnB8L04rZp

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@_scottymetz_ Don't worry. They'll be mad at something else within the hour and it will all be forgotten